We do always love a good funny sign, and these eighteen signs spotted at various zoos across the world definitely fit into that helpful (and not so helpful) category.
Some of these signs are a bit obvious (don’t stick your fingers into a deadly animal’s cage, for instance), but others are straight up random and hilarious. Click through the images to see them all, and next time you go visit a zoo, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
01 of 18
This Hippo Isn’t Hoppin'
Via Fotozup.
Did you know that hippos could projectile poop at you through the fence? I did not, and I will be a lot more careful when observing these big guys in the future.
02 of 18
Don’t Be Like Norman
Via Funny Or Die.
“Meet Norman with 9 fingers. Don’t feed the monkeys.”
This is NOT what Norman’s friends meant when they told him to “give the monkey the finger.”
03 of 18
Please, Don’t!
Via Dumpaday.
Well darn, there go my weekend plans!
Recommended for you: Hack Attack! 18 Very Funny Hacked Construction Signs.
04 of 18
Beware of Crane
Via Petslady.com.
“U WOT M8?!”
This crane has gone beyond mere annoyance; he’s straight up aggressive!
05 of 18
Don’t Judge a Penguin by Its Scent
Via Scribol.
Well that explains it! As an aside, have you ever visited a flamingo exhibit? Good lawd up in heaven, those pink buggers STINK to high heaven! You can smell them from the parking lot! I wonder if it’s because they eat fish, or if it’s just bad hygiene (I’m kidding). Either way, gross.
06 of 18
Why Would Anyone Punch a Llama?
Via Dumpaday.
Having known one or two llamas in my life, I can confirm that they are a**holes and you will most likely need to be reminded not to punch them right in the kisser.
07 of 18
Like a Roller Coaster, Except You End Up in a Crocodile’s Mouth
Via Scribol.
Something about the way this wheelchair guy has his hand up like that makes me think he’s enjoying this wild ride to a toothy doom waiting below. “Wheeeeeee!”
08 of 18
Fingers? No. Everything Else Should Be OK
Via Insprirational Quotes.
“Darn it! But fingers are so delicious.” - The animals.
09 of 18
Note Taken
Via Inspirational Quotes.
Seems reasonable.
10 of 18
Yeah, Poor Animals
Via Sabateur365.
We wouldn’t want the animals getting sick, now would we?
11 of 18
I Appreciate the Honesty
Via Petslady.
This is so true, isn’t it? The animals are always either sleeping, stinky, or sleeping while being stinky. They’re still cute, though!
12 of 18
Wouldn’t a No Smoking Sign Suffice?
Via Funnypics.
We wouldn’t want fish with a nasty, unhealthy habit. That would be bad.
13 of 18
Should You Look Up or Down?
Via Fanpop.
Whatever you do, don’t look up at the sky with your mouth open. Trust me.
14 of 18
Who Doesn’t Love Kids!
Via Blogspot.
Mmm, the kids today are particularly delicious!
15 of 18
I’m Kind of Curious Now
Via Fanpop.
That’s all the warning I need! No trespassing for this gal.
16 of 18
Lion Riding Closed Today
Via Petslady.
Oh darn, and here I was hoping to go for a nice leisurely lion ride today.
(Yes, yes; I’m sure this sign was on a statue of a lion or something like that, but it’s still funny, so there.)
17 of 18
Nice Way of Telling People to Keep Moving
Via Flickr/Adam Arroyo.
I’m not sure; maybe I should open my mouth and stare upwards towards the sky for a while.
18 of 18
Gorillas Discrimination at the Zoo
Via Dumpaday.
Aw, poor gorillas just want to be included in your plans and it’s not very nice to exclude them.
NEXT UP: Check out these funny lost & found pet signs that you won’t believe are actually real.
Looking for more animal funnies? Take a look at these 18 goofy animals taking awesome selfies. (Bet you didn’t even know they could do that without opposable thumbs, did you?)
We do always love a good funny sign, and these eighteen signs spotted at various zoos across the world definitely fit into that helpful (and not so helpful) category.
Some of these signs are a bit obvious (don’t stick your fingers into a deadly animal’s cage, for instance), but others are straight up random and hilarious. Click through the images to see them all, and next time you go visit a zoo, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
01 of 18
This Hippo Isn’t Hoppin'
Via Fotozup.
Did you know that hippos could projectile poop at you through the fence? I did not, and I will be a lot more careful when observing these big guys in the future.
02 of 18
Don’t Be Like Norman
Via Funny Or Die.
“Meet Norman with 9 fingers. Don’t feed the monkeys.”
This is NOT what Norman’s friends meant when they told him to “give the monkey the finger.”
03 of 18
Please, Don’t!
Via Dumpaday.
Well darn, there go my weekend plans!
Recommended for you: Hack Attack! 18 Very Funny Hacked Construction Signs.
04 of 18
Beware of Crane
Via Petslady.com.
“U WOT M8?!”
This crane has gone beyond mere annoyance; he’s straight up aggressive!
05 of 18
Don’t Judge a Penguin by Its Scent
Via Scribol.
Well that explains it! As an aside, have you ever visited a flamingo exhibit? Good lawd up in heaven, those pink buggers STINK to high heaven! You can smell them from the parking lot! I wonder if it’s because they eat fish, or if it’s just bad hygiene (I’m kidding). Either way, gross.
06 of 18
Why Would Anyone Punch a Llama?
Via Dumpaday.
Having known one or two llamas in my life, I can confirm that they are a**holes and you will most likely need to be reminded not to punch them right in the kisser.
07 of 18
Like a Roller Coaster, Except You End Up in a Crocodile’s Mouth
Via Scribol.
Something about the way this wheelchair guy has his hand up like that makes me think he’s enjoying this wild ride to a toothy doom waiting below. “Wheeeeeee!”
08 of 18
Fingers? No. Everything Else Should Be OK
Via Insprirational Quotes.
“Darn it! But fingers are so delicious.” - The animals.
09 of 18
Note Taken
Via Inspirational Quotes.
Seems reasonable.
10 of 18
Yeah, Poor Animals
Via Sabateur365.
We wouldn’t want the animals getting sick, now would we?
11 of 18
I Appreciate the Honesty
Via Petslady.
This is so true, isn’t it? The animals are always either sleeping, stinky, or sleeping while being stinky. They’re still cute, though!
12 of 18
Wouldn’t a No Smoking Sign Suffice?
Via Funnypics.
We wouldn’t want fish with a nasty, unhealthy habit. That would be bad.
13 of 18
Should You Look Up or Down?
Via Fanpop.
Whatever you do, don’t look up at the sky with your mouth open. Trust me.
14 of 18
Who Doesn’t Love Kids!
Via Blogspot.
Mmm, the kids today are particularly delicious!
15 of 18
I’m Kind of Curious Now
Via Fanpop.
That’s all the warning I need! No trespassing for this gal.
16 of 18
Lion Riding Closed Today
Via Petslady.
Oh darn, and here I was hoping to go for a nice leisurely lion ride today.
(Yes, yes; I’m sure this sign was on a statue of a lion or something like that, but it’s still funny, so there.)
17 of 18
Nice Way of Telling People to Keep Moving
Via Flickr/Adam Arroyo.
I’m not sure; maybe I should open my mouth and stare upwards towards the sky for a while.
18 of 18
Gorillas Discrimination at the Zoo
Via Dumpaday.
Aw, poor gorillas just want to be included in your plans and it’s not very nice to exclude them.
NEXT UP: Check out these funny lost & found pet signs that you won’t believe are actually real.
Looking for more animal funnies? Take a look at these 18 goofy animals taking awesome selfies. (Bet you didn’t even know they could do that without opposable thumbs, did you?)
We do always love a good funny sign, and these eighteen signs spotted at various zoos across the world definitely fit into that helpful (and not so helpful) category.
Some of these signs are a bit obvious (don’t stick your fingers into a deadly animal’s cage, for instance), but others are straight up random and hilarious. Click through the images to see them all, and next time you go visit a zoo, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
01 of 18
This Hippo Isn’t Hoppin'
Via Fotozup.
Did you know that hippos could projectile poop at you through the fence? I did not, and I will be a lot more careful when observing these big guys in the future.
02 of 18
Don’t Be Like Norman
Via Funny Or Die.
“Meet Norman with 9 fingers. Don’t feed the monkeys.”
This is NOT what Norman’s friends meant when they told him to “give the monkey the finger.”
03 of 18
Please, Don’t!
Via Dumpaday.
Well darn, there go my weekend plans!
Recommended for you: Hack Attack! 18 Very Funny Hacked Construction Signs.
04 of 18
Beware of Crane
Via Petslady.com.
“U WOT M8?!”
This crane has gone beyond mere annoyance; he’s straight up aggressive!
05 of 18
Don’t Judge a Penguin by Its Scent
Via Scribol.
Well that explains it! As an aside, have you ever visited a flamingo exhibit? Good lawd up in heaven, those pink buggers STINK to high heaven! You can smell them from the parking lot! I wonder if it’s because they eat fish, or if it’s just bad hygiene (I’m kidding). Either way, gross.
06 of 18
Why Would Anyone Punch a Llama?
Via Dumpaday.
Having known one or two llamas in my life, I can confirm that they are a**holes and you will most likely need to be reminded not to punch them right in the kisser.
07 of 18
Like a Roller Coaster, Except You End Up in a Crocodile’s Mouth
Via Scribol.
Something about the way this wheelchair guy has his hand up like that makes me think he’s enjoying this wild ride to a toothy doom waiting below. “Wheeeeeee!”
08 of 18
Fingers? No. Everything Else Should Be OK
Via Insprirational Quotes.
“Darn it! But fingers are so delicious.” - The animals.
09 of 18
Note Taken
Via Inspirational Quotes.
Seems reasonable.
10 of 18
Yeah, Poor Animals
Via Sabateur365.
We wouldn’t want the animals getting sick, now would we?
11 of 18
I Appreciate the Honesty
Via Petslady.
This is so true, isn’t it? The animals are always either sleeping, stinky, or sleeping while being stinky. They’re still cute, though!
12 of 18
Wouldn’t a No Smoking Sign Suffice?
Via Funnypics.
We wouldn’t want fish with a nasty, unhealthy habit. That would be bad.
13 of 18
Should You Look Up or Down?
Via Fanpop.
Whatever you do, don’t look up at the sky with your mouth open. Trust me.
14 of 18
Who Doesn’t Love Kids!
Via Blogspot.
Mmm, the kids today are particularly delicious!
15 of 18
I’m Kind of Curious Now
Via Fanpop.
That’s all the warning I need! No trespassing for this gal.
16 of 18
Lion Riding Closed Today
Via Petslady.
Oh darn, and here I was hoping to go for a nice leisurely lion ride today.
(Yes, yes; I’m sure this sign was on a statue of a lion or something like that, but it’s still funny, so there.)
17 of 18
Nice Way of Telling People to Keep Moving
Via Flickr/Adam Arroyo.
I’m not sure; maybe I should open my mouth and stare upwards towards the sky for a while.
18 of 18
Gorillas Discrimination at the Zoo
Via Dumpaday.
Aw, poor gorillas just want to be included in your plans and it’s not very nice to exclude them.
NEXT UP: Check out these funny lost & found pet signs that you won’t believe are actually real.
Looking for more animal funnies? Take a look at these 18 goofy animals taking awesome selfies. (Bet you didn’t even know they could do that without opposable thumbs, did you?)
We do always love a good funny sign, and these eighteen signs spotted at various zoos across the world definitely fit into that helpful (and not so helpful) category.
Some of these signs are a bit obvious (don’t stick your fingers into a deadly animal’s cage, for instance), but others are straight up random and hilarious. Click through the images to see them all, and next time you go visit a zoo, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
01 of 18
This Hippo Isn’t Hoppin'
Via Fotozup.
Did you know that hippos could projectile poop at you through the fence? I did not, and I will be a lot more careful when observing these big guys in the future.
02 of 18
Don’t Be Like Norman
Via Funny Or Die.
“Meet Norman with 9 fingers. Don’t feed the monkeys.”
This is NOT what Norman’s friends meant when they told him to “give the monkey the finger.”
03 of 18
Please, Don’t!
Via Dumpaday.
Well darn, there go my weekend plans!
Recommended for you: Hack Attack! 18 Very Funny Hacked Construction Signs.
04 of 18
Beware of Crane
Via Petslady.com.
“U WOT M8?!”
This crane has gone beyond mere annoyance; he’s straight up aggressive!
05 of 18
Don’t Judge a Penguin by Its Scent
Via Scribol.
Well that explains it! As an aside, have you ever visited a flamingo exhibit? Good lawd up in heaven, those pink buggers STINK to high heaven! You can smell them from the parking lot! I wonder if it’s because they eat fish, or if it’s just bad hygiene (I’m kidding). Either way, gross.
06 of 18
Why Would Anyone Punch a Llama?
Via Dumpaday.
Having known one or two llamas in my life, I can confirm that they are a**holes and you will most likely need to be reminded not to punch them right in the kisser.
07 of 18
Like a Roller Coaster, Except You End Up in a Crocodile’s Mouth
Via Scribol.
Something about the way this wheelchair guy has his hand up like that makes me think he’s enjoying this wild ride to a toothy doom waiting below. “Wheeeeeee!”
08 of 18
Fingers? No. Everything Else Should Be OK
Via Insprirational Quotes.
“Darn it! But fingers are so delicious.” - The animals.
09 of 18
Note Taken
Via Inspirational Quotes.
Seems reasonable.
10 of 18
Yeah, Poor Animals
Via Sabateur365.
We wouldn’t want the animals getting sick, now would we?
11 of 18
I Appreciate the Honesty
Via Petslady.
This is so true, isn’t it? The animals are always either sleeping, stinky, or sleeping while being stinky. They’re still cute, though!
12 of 18
Wouldn’t a No Smoking Sign Suffice?
Via Funnypics.
We wouldn’t want fish with a nasty, unhealthy habit. That would be bad.
13 of 18
Should You Look Up or Down?
Via Fanpop.
Whatever you do, don’t look up at the sky with your mouth open. Trust me.
14 of 18
Who Doesn’t Love Kids!
Via Blogspot.
Mmm, the kids today are particularly delicious!
15 of 18
I’m Kind of Curious Now
Via Fanpop.
That’s all the warning I need! No trespassing for this gal.
16 of 18
Lion Riding Closed Today
Via Petslady.
Oh darn, and here I was hoping to go for a nice leisurely lion ride today.
(Yes, yes; I’m sure this sign was on a statue of a lion or something like that, but it’s still funny, so there.)
17 of 18
Nice Way of Telling People to Keep Moving
Via Flickr/Adam Arroyo.
I’m not sure; maybe I should open my mouth and stare upwards towards the sky for a while.
18 of 18
Gorillas Discrimination at the Zoo
Via Dumpaday.
Aw, poor gorillas just want to be included in your plans and it’s not very nice to exclude them.
NEXT UP: Check out these funny lost & found pet signs that you won’t believe are actually real.
Looking for more animal funnies? Take a look at these 18 goofy animals taking awesome selfies. (Bet you didn’t even know they could do that without opposable thumbs, did you?)
01 of 18
This Hippo Isn’t Hoppin'
Did you know that hippos could projectile poop at you through the fence? I did not, and I will be a lot more careful when observing these big guys in the future.
01 of 18
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02 of 18
Don’t Be Like Norman
“Meet Norman with 9 fingers. Don’t feed the monkeys.”
02 of 18
02
This is NOT what Norman’s friends meant when they told him to “give the monkey the finger.”
03 of 18
Please, Don’t!
Well darn, there go my weekend plans!
03 of 18
03
Recommended for you: Hack Attack! 18 Very Funny Hacked Construction Signs.
04 of 18
Beware of Crane
“U WOT M8?!”
04 of 18
04
This crane has gone beyond mere annoyance; he’s straight up aggressive!
05 of 18
Don’t Judge a Penguin by Its Scent
Well that explains it! As an aside, have you ever visited a flamingo exhibit? Good lawd up in heaven, those pink buggers STINK to high heaven! You can smell them from the parking lot! I wonder if it’s because they eat fish, or if it’s just bad hygiene (I’m kidding). Either way, gross.
05 of 18
05
06 of 18
Why Would Anyone Punch a Llama?
Having known one or two llamas in my life, I can confirm that they are a**holes and you will most likely need to be reminded not to punch them right in the kisser.
06 of 18
06
07 of 18
Like a Roller Coaster, Except You End Up in a Crocodile’s Mouth
Something about the way this wheelchair guy has his hand up like that makes me think he’s enjoying this wild ride to a toothy doom waiting below. “Wheeeeeee!”
07 of 18
07
08 of 18
Fingers? No. Everything Else Should Be OK
“Darn it! But fingers are so delicious.” - The animals.
08 of 18
08
09 of 18
Note Taken
Seems reasonable.
09 of 18
09
10 of 18
Yeah, Poor Animals
We wouldn’t want the animals getting sick, now would we?
10 of 18
10
11 of 18
I Appreciate the Honesty
This is so true, isn’t it? The animals are always either sleeping, stinky, or sleeping while being stinky. They’re still cute, though!
11 of 18
11
12 of 18
Wouldn’t a No Smoking Sign Suffice?
We wouldn’t want fish with a nasty, unhealthy habit. That would be bad.
12 of 18
12
13 of 18
Should You Look Up or Down?
Whatever you do, don’t look up at the sky with your mouth open. Trust me.
13 of 18
13
14 of 18
Who Doesn’t Love Kids!
Mmm, the kids today are particularly delicious!
14 of 18
14
15 of 18
I’m Kind of Curious Now
That’s all the warning I need! No trespassing for this gal.
15 of 18
15
16 of 18
Lion Riding Closed Today
Oh darn, and here I was hoping to go for a nice leisurely lion ride today.
16 of 18
16
(Yes, yes; I’m sure this sign was on a statue of a lion or something like that, but it’s still funny, so there.)
17 of 18
Nice Way of Telling People to Keep Moving
I’m not sure; maybe I should open my mouth and stare upwards towards the sky for a while.
17 of 18
17
18 of 18
Gorillas Discrimination at the Zoo
Aw, poor gorillas just want to be included in your plans and it’s not very nice to exclude them.
18 of 18
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NEXT UP: Check out these funny lost & found pet signs that you won’t believe are actually real.
Looking for more animal funnies? Take a look at these 18 goofy animals taking awesome selfies. (Bet you didn’t even know they could do that without opposable thumbs, did you?)
