Have you ever been walking through a supermarket when suddenly a totally bizarre food label jumped out at you? “That can’t be right,” you think to yourself. “Maybe there was a mistake at the factory.”
Perhaps these funky labels are a result of a regional or foreign delicacy, like the Brit’s “Spotted Dick” or “Wet Nelly,” (both real food names, by the way), or maybe it really is a typo or misspelling. Maybe it was a flat-out labeling mistake. Either way, no matter how these funny food labels came to be, there’s no denying that they are so funny and strange that you will no doubt do a double-take when you see them on the shelf. Check out 18 food label fails that probably won’t make you hungry, but they’ll definitely make you laugh!
01 of 18
Back Off, Prudes! No Soup for You!
Via CollegeHumor.
We are not sure what flavor this soup is, but then again, we don’t want to find out.
02 of 18
That Explains Why Shrimp Is So Addictive
Via Imgur.
Yes, because fish flavoring is what has been missing from your bland old crack cocaine all this time. Mmm, these are some briney drugs.
03 of 18
Oh, Crap!
Via Pulptastic.
Mmm, that’s good crap!
“Crap” looks like the main ingredient in most of these cooking fails that are way to scary to eat!
04 of 18
We DO Love Grandma
Via Imgur.
My grandmother was awesome, but to be honest she kind of smelled like a not-so-delicious mixture of mothballs and drug store perfume. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it definitely doesn’t sound very appetizing.
05 of 18
We Doubt Cadbury Would Approve
Via BuzzFeed.
Three for a pound and a half? What a rip off. I know where you can get tons of STDs free. (College. It’s called college.)
06 of 18
These Will Make You Barf
Via BuzzFeed.
You didn’t tell me we were having BARFY burgers! Yum — make mine a double!
07 of 18
Would Ass Fudge Be…
Via Pulptastic.
We imagine their company slogan is something along the lines of, “Milk, milk, lemonade. ‘Round the corner, fudge is made.”
But we could be wrong. (It’s happened before.)
08 of 18
It’s Delicious AND Nutritious
Via Bored Panda.
We don’t mean to be a pain, but could I possibly get my loaf of bread without semen? Because, gross.
09 of 18
If You Love Children
Via Bored Panda.
You simply MUST try the stir fried children from Whole Foods. So tender!
10 of 18
Hope You’re Not Marie!
Via BuzzFeed.
Finger Marie? But I barely even know her!
11 of 18
We Might Be Allergic to THOSE Nuts
Via Facebook.
What did those poor monkeys ever do to you?
12 of 18
Mmmm… Cookies and… Ass?
Via Reddit.
Dat ass(es). Cut me off a piece of D’ass.
In other news, I believe this is the official cookie of the Kardashian family.
13 of 18
No Artificial Ingredients
Via Pulptastic.
No fillers; just pure, chunky puke balls. URP
14 of 18
Ever Heard of Deep Throat?
Via BuzzFeed.
Swallow Balls? Really? Sounds like a wink wink adult movie title, if you know what I’m saying. And I think you do.
15 of 18
They Really Should Have Looked This Up in the Dictionary
Via Imgur.
Show of hands: Who wants a nice piping hot mug of Urinal? Mmm, salty.
16 of 18
Could Have Been Worse
Via Imgur.
You had ONE job: Wrap plastic around corn on the cob and slap a label on it. Was that so difficult?!
17 of 18
Nope!
Via Distractify.
Creamy, milky white Cemen Dip, anyone? Anyone?
Nah, didn’t think so.
18 of 18
Perfect for Your Colonoscopy Party
Via Imgur.
I’m no doctor, but I think if there’s cream in your collon (SIC), you might need to seek some medical help ASAP.
NEXT UP: Say What?! 20 Signs That Prove Font Choice Is Important
Have you ever been walking through a supermarket when suddenly a totally bizarre food label jumped out at you? “That can’t be right,” you think to yourself. “Maybe there was a mistake at the factory.”
Perhaps these funky labels are a result of a regional or foreign delicacy, like the Brit’s “Spotted Dick” or “Wet Nelly,” (both real food names, by the way), or maybe it really is a typo or misspelling. Maybe it was a flat-out labeling mistake. Either way, no matter how these funny food labels came to be, there’s no denying that they are so funny and strange that you will no doubt do a double-take when you see them on the shelf. Check out 18 food label fails that probably won’t make you hungry, but they’ll definitely make you laugh!
01 of 18
Back Off, Prudes! No Soup for You!
Via CollegeHumor.
We are not sure what flavor this soup is, but then again, we don’t want to find out.
02 of 18
That Explains Why Shrimp Is So Addictive
Via Imgur.
Yes, because fish flavoring is what has been missing from your bland old crack cocaine all this time. Mmm, these are some briney drugs.
03 of 18
Oh, Crap!
Via Pulptastic.
Mmm, that’s good crap!
“Crap” looks like the main ingredient in most of these cooking fails that are way to scary to eat!
04 of 18
We DO Love Grandma
Via Imgur.
My grandmother was awesome, but to be honest she kind of smelled like a not-so-delicious mixture of mothballs and drug store perfume. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it definitely doesn’t sound very appetizing.
05 of 18
We Doubt Cadbury Would Approve
Via BuzzFeed.
Three for a pound and a half? What a rip off. I know where you can get tons of STDs free. (College. It’s called college.)
06 of 18
These Will Make You Barf
Via BuzzFeed.
You didn’t tell me we were having BARFY burgers! Yum — make mine a double!
07 of 18
Would Ass Fudge Be…
Via Pulptastic.
We imagine their company slogan is something along the lines of, “Milk, milk, lemonade. ‘Round the corner, fudge is made.”
But we could be wrong. (It’s happened before.)
08 of 18
It’s Delicious AND Nutritious
Via Bored Panda.
We don’t mean to be a pain, but could I possibly get my loaf of bread without semen? Because, gross.
09 of 18
If You Love Children
Via Bored Panda.
You simply MUST try the stir fried children from Whole Foods. So tender!
10 of 18
Hope You’re Not Marie!
Via BuzzFeed.
Finger Marie? But I barely even know her!
11 of 18
We Might Be Allergic to THOSE Nuts
Via Facebook.
What did those poor monkeys ever do to you?
12 of 18
Mmmm… Cookies and… Ass?
Via Reddit.
Dat ass(es). Cut me off a piece of D’ass.
In other news, I believe this is the official cookie of the Kardashian family.
13 of 18
No Artificial Ingredients
Via Pulptastic.
No fillers; just pure, chunky puke balls. URP
14 of 18
Ever Heard of Deep Throat?
Via BuzzFeed.
Swallow Balls? Really? Sounds like a wink wink adult movie title, if you know what I’m saying. And I think you do.
15 of 18
They Really Should Have Looked This Up in the Dictionary
Via Imgur.
Show of hands: Who wants a nice piping hot mug of Urinal? Mmm, salty.
16 of 18
Could Have Been Worse
Via Imgur.
You had ONE job: Wrap plastic around corn on the cob and slap a label on it. Was that so difficult?!
17 of 18
Nope!
Via Distractify.
Creamy, milky white Cemen Dip, anyone? Anyone?
Nah, didn’t think so.
18 of 18
Perfect for Your Colonoscopy Party
Via Imgur.
I’m no doctor, but I think if there’s cream in your collon (SIC), you might need to seek some medical help ASAP.
NEXT UP: Say What?! 20 Signs That Prove Font Choice Is Important
Have you ever been walking through a supermarket when suddenly a totally bizarre food label jumped out at you? “That can’t be right,” you think to yourself. “Maybe there was a mistake at the factory.”
Perhaps these funky labels are a result of a regional or foreign delicacy, like the Brit’s “Spotted Dick” or “Wet Nelly,” (both real food names, by the way), or maybe it really is a typo or misspelling. Maybe it was a flat-out labeling mistake. Either way, no matter how these funny food labels came to be, there’s no denying that they are so funny and strange that you will no doubt do a double-take when you see them on the shelf. Check out 18 food label fails that probably won’t make you hungry, but they’ll definitely make you laugh!
01 of 18
Back Off, Prudes! No Soup for You!
Via CollegeHumor.
We are not sure what flavor this soup is, but then again, we don’t want to find out.
02 of 18
That Explains Why Shrimp Is So Addictive
Via Imgur.
Yes, because fish flavoring is what has been missing from your bland old crack cocaine all this time. Mmm, these are some briney drugs.
03 of 18
Oh, Crap!
Via Pulptastic.
Mmm, that’s good crap!
“Crap” looks like the main ingredient in most of these cooking fails that are way to scary to eat!
04 of 18
We DO Love Grandma
Via Imgur.
My grandmother was awesome, but to be honest she kind of smelled like a not-so-delicious mixture of mothballs and drug store perfume. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it definitely doesn’t sound very appetizing.
05 of 18
We Doubt Cadbury Would Approve
Via BuzzFeed.
Three for a pound and a half? What a rip off. I know where you can get tons of STDs free. (College. It’s called college.)
06 of 18
These Will Make You Barf
Via BuzzFeed.
You didn’t tell me we were having BARFY burgers! Yum — make mine a double!
07 of 18
Would Ass Fudge Be…
Via Pulptastic.
We imagine their company slogan is something along the lines of, “Milk, milk, lemonade. ‘Round the corner, fudge is made.”
But we could be wrong. (It’s happened before.)
08 of 18
It’s Delicious AND Nutritious
Via Bored Panda.
We don’t mean to be a pain, but could I possibly get my loaf of bread without semen? Because, gross.
09 of 18
If You Love Children
Via Bored Panda.
You simply MUST try the stir fried children from Whole Foods. So tender!
10 of 18
Hope You’re Not Marie!
Via BuzzFeed.
Finger Marie? But I barely even know her!
11 of 18
We Might Be Allergic to THOSE Nuts
Via Facebook.
What did those poor monkeys ever do to you?
12 of 18
Mmmm… Cookies and… Ass?
Via Reddit.
Dat ass(es). Cut me off a piece of D’ass.
In other news, I believe this is the official cookie of the Kardashian family.
13 of 18
No Artificial Ingredients
Via Pulptastic.
No fillers; just pure, chunky puke balls. URP
14 of 18
Ever Heard of Deep Throat?
Via BuzzFeed.
Swallow Balls? Really? Sounds like a wink wink adult movie title, if you know what I’m saying. And I think you do.
15 of 18
They Really Should Have Looked This Up in the Dictionary
Via Imgur.
Show of hands: Who wants a nice piping hot mug of Urinal? Mmm, salty.
16 of 18
Could Have Been Worse
Via Imgur.
You had ONE job: Wrap plastic around corn on the cob and slap a label on it. Was that so difficult?!
17 of 18
Nope!
Via Distractify.
Creamy, milky white Cemen Dip, anyone? Anyone?
Nah, didn’t think so.
18 of 18
Perfect for Your Colonoscopy Party
Via Imgur.
I’m no doctor, but I think if there’s cream in your collon (SIC), you might need to seek some medical help ASAP.
NEXT UP: Say What?! 20 Signs That Prove Font Choice Is Important
Have you ever been walking through a supermarket when suddenly a totally bizarre food label jumped out at you? “That can’t be right,” you think to yourself. “Maybe there was a mistake at the factory.”
Perhaps these funky labels are a result of a regional or foreign delicacy, like the Brit’s “Spotted Dick” or “Wet Nelly,” (both real food names, by the way), or maybe it really is a typo or misspelling. Maybe it was a flat-out labeling mistake. Either way, no matter how these funny food labels came to be, there’s no denying that they are so funny and strange that you will no doubt do a double-take when you see them on the shelf. Check out 18 food label fails that probably won’t make you hungry, but they’ll definitely make you laugh!
01 of 18
Back Off, Prudes! No Soup for You!
Via CollegeHumor.
We are not sure what flavor this soup is, but then again, we don’t want to find out.
02 of 18
That Explains Why Shrimp Is So Addictive
Via Imgur.
Yes, because fish flavoring is what has been missing from your bland old crack cocaine all this time. Mmm, these are some briney drugs.
03 of 18
Oh, Crap!
Via Pulptastic.
Mmm, that’s good crap!
“Crap” looks like the main ingredient in most of these cooking fails that are way to scary to eat!
04 of 18
We DO Love Grandma
Via Imgur.
My grandmother was awesome, but to be honest she kind of smelled like a not-so-delicious mixture of mothballs and drug store perfume. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it definitely doesn’t sound very appetizing.
05 of 18
We Doubt Cadbury Would Approve
Via BuzzFeed.
Three for a pound and a half? What a rip off. I know where you can get tons of STDs free. (College. It’s called college.)
06 of 18
These Will Make You Barf
Via BuzzFeed.
You didn’t tell me we were having BARFY burgers! Yum — make mine a double!
07 of 18
Would Ass Fudge Be…
Via Pulptastic.
We imagine their company slogan is something along the lines of, “Milk, milk, lemonade. ‘Round the corner, fudge is made.”
But we could be wrong. (It’s happened before.)
08 of 18
It’s Delicious AND Nutritious
Via Bored Panda.
We don’t mean to be a pain, but could I possibly get my loaf of bread without semen? Because, gross.
09 of 18
If You Love Children
Via Bored Panda.
You simply MUST try the stir fried children from Whole Foods. So tender!
10 of 18
Hope You’re Not Marie!
Via BuzzFeed.
Finger Marie? But I barely even know her!
11 of 18
We Might Be Allergic to THOSE Nuts
Via Facebook.
What did those poor monkeys ever do to you?
12 of 18
Mmmm… Cookies and… Ass?
Via Reddit.
Dat ass(es). Cut me off a piece of D’ass.
In other news, I believe this is the official cookie of the Kardashian family.
13 of 18
No Artificial Ingredients
Via Pulptastic.
No fillers; just pure, chunky puke balls. URP
14 of 18
Ever Heard of Deep Throat?
Via BuzzFeed.
Swallow Balls? Really? Sounds like a wink wink adult movie title, if you know what I’m saying. And I think you do.
15 of 18
They Really Should Have Looked This Up in the Dictionary
Via Imgur.
Show of hands: Who wants a nice piping hot mug of Urinal? Mmm, salty.
16 of 18
Could Have Been Worse
Via Imgur.
You had ONE job: Wrap plastic around corn on the cob and slap a label on it. Was that so difficult?!
17 of 18
Nope!
Via Distractify.
Creamy, milky white Cemen Dip, anyone? Anyone?
Nah, didn’t think so.
18 of 18
Perfect for Your Colonoscopy Party
Via Imgur.
I’m no doctor, but I think if there’s cream in your collon (SIC), you might need to seek some medical help ASAP.
NEXT UP: Say What?! 20 Signs That Prove Font Choice Is Important
01 of 18
Back Off, Prudes! No Soup for You!
We are not sure what flavor this soup is, but then again, we don’t want to find out.
01 of 18
01
of 18
02 of 18
That Explains Why Shrimp Is So Addictive
Yes, because fish flavoring is what has been missing from your bland old crack cocaine all this time. Mmm, these are some briney drugs.
02 of 18
02
03 of 18
Oh, Crap!
Mmm, that’s good crap!
03 of 18
03
“Crap” looks like the main ingredient in most of these cooking fails that are way to scary to eat!
04 of 18
We DO Love Grandma
My grandmother was awesome, but to be honest she kind of smelled like a not-so-delicious mixture of mothballs and drug store perfume. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it definitely doesn’t sound very appetizing.
04 of 18
04
05 of 18
We Doubt Cadbury Would Approve
Three for a pound and a half? What a rip off. I know where you can get tons of STDs free. (College. It’s called college.)
05 of 18
05
06 of 18
These Will Make You Barf
You didn’t tell me we were having BARFY burgers! Yum — make mine a double!
06 of 18
06
07 of 18
Would Ass Fudge Be…
We imagine their company slogan is something along the lines of, “Milk, milk, lemonade. ‘Round the corner, fudge is made.”
07 of 18
07
But we could be wrong. (It’s happened before.)
08 of 18
It’s Delicious AND Nutritious
We don’t mean to be a pain, but could I possibly get my loaf of bread without semen? Because, gross.
08 of 18
08
09 of 18
If You Love Children
You simply MUST try the stir fried children from Whole Foods. So tender!
09 of 18
09
10 of 18
Hope You’re Not Marie!
Finger Marie? But I barely even know her!
10 of 18
10
11 of 18
We Might Be Allergic to THOSE Nuts
What did those poor monkeys ever do to you?
11 of 18
11
12 of 18
Mmmm… Cookies and… Ass?
Dat ass(es). Cut me off a piece of D’ass.
12 of 18
12
In other news, I believe this is the official cookie of the Kardashian family.
13 of 18
No Artificial Ingredients
No fillers; just pure, chunky puke balls. URP
13 of 18
13
14 of 18
Ever Heard of Deep Throat?
Swallow Balls? Really? Sounds like a wink wink adult movie title, if you know what I’m saying. And I think you do.
14 of 18
14
15 of 18
They Really Should Have Looked This Up in the Dictionary
Show of hands: Who wants a nice piping hot mug of Urinal? Mmm, salty.
15 of 18
15
16 of 18
Could Have Been Worse
You had ONE job: Wrap plastic around corn on the cob and slap a label on it. Was that so difficult?!
16 of 18
16
17 of 18
Nope!
Creamy, milky white Cemen Dip, anyone? Anyone?
17 of 18
17
Nah, didn’t think so.
18 of 18
Perfect for Your Colonoscopy Party
I’m no doctor, but I think if there’s cream in your collon (SIC), you might need to seek some medical help ASAP.
18 of 18
18
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