01 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Gross-Pantii
Ewwwwww! Who came up with this name combination, a 12 year-old boy?!
Most marriage vows include the lines “for better, or for worse,” and in the case of these newly engaged or newlywed couples, the worse part might come as soon as they see their names united in newspaper print. As if it wasn’t hard enough to go through life with a last name like “Butts” or “Beaver,” right? Now you also have to worry about your spouse-to-be having a name that creates a hyphenated nightmare for all of the world to see (and mock).
Now, if these couples would go ahead and take some really bizarre engagement or wedding pictures, they’d achieve the ultimate in hilarious nuptials. Dare to dream!
02 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Wang-Holder
Okay, so they’re both pretty common names when they’re by themselves… but when you put these two names together we’re suddenly entering R-rated territory.
03 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Best-Lay
Well, he’s not about to marry the WORST, now is he? Way to put a ring on it, buddy.
04 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Golden-Showers
Ah, there’s nothing more refreshing than a nice golden shower.
Wait, whaaaat? No, never mind. Forget I ever said that, and whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.
05 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Beaver-Wetter
Just be glad these two names weren’t reversed, because oh boy, wouldn’t that be awkward. Well okay, never mind. This is already just about as awkward as names come.
06 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Busch-Hacker
Normally I’d advise you to keep any and all Hackers away from your Busch, but in this case we can make an exception.
07 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Cockman-Dickman
Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame.
08 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Gorey-Butcher
What a descriptive name! But really, is there any other kind of Butcher? A Tidy one, for example?
09 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Hardy-Harr
Since their merged names sound like a big old guffaw, let’s hope these two have a good sense of humor.
10 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Hunt-Kapture
It was their mutual love of conquering that brought them together. Together, they are the unstoppable force of Hunt-Kapture.
11 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Kumon-Topomi
Well, that’s an oddly specific request, but if you say so…
No, really, this has to be a fake, right? There’s no way this can be real.
12 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Long-Wiwi
There’s absolutely no way I’d ever be able to say “Wiwi” without using a bad French accent. No way.
“Right this way, Monsieur Wiwi.” SEE? It’s impossible.
13 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Looney-Ward
The wedding invitation probably asks all guests to bring their own butterfly nets and tinfoil hats.
14 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Moore-Bacon
Moore-Bacon? Yes, please! This has the potential to be the BEST wedding reception ever.
15 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Partee-Moore
Speaking of fun wedding receptions…. Mr. and Mrs. Partee-Moore would like to cordially invite you to get yo’ freak on!
16 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Rump-Orefice
Do you think these two bonded over their equally embarrassing last names when they first met? I’ll bet they did! I mean, “Orefice?” Having a last name like that is just begging for bullies to pick on you.
17 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Speedy-Zieper
They don’t call him the Speediest Zieper in the West for nothin’, ladies.
18 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Stroker-Daily
I don’t know why people are so embarrassed by this one; it’s just a solid piece of marital advice.
19 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Crapp-Beer
Life is too short to drink crap beer, but we still wish the Crapp-Beers a lifetime of love and happiness. Hopefully with good, high quality beer in the fridge.
20 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Poore-Sapp
Just look at this poor sap, about to marry the love of his life!
01 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Gross-Pantii
Ewwwwww! Who came up with this name combination, a 12 year-old boy?!
Most marriage vows include the lines “for better, or for worse,” and in the case of these newly engaged or newlywed couples, the worse part might come as soon as they see their names united in newspaper print. As if it wasn’t hard enough to go through life with a last name like “Butts” or “Beaver,” right? Now you also have to worry about your spouse-to-be having a name that creates a hyphenated nightmare for all of the world to see (and mock).
Now, if these couples would go ahead and take some really bizarre engagement or wedding pictures, they’d achieve the ultimate in hilarious nuptials. Dare to dream!
02 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Wang-Holder
Okay, so they’re both pretty common names when they’re by themselves… but when you put these two names together we’re suddenly entering R-rated territory.
03 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Best-Lay
Well, he’s not about to marry the WORST, now is he? Way to put a ring on it, buddy.
04 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Golden-Showers
Ah, there’s nothing more refreshing than a nice golden shower.
Wait, whaaaat? No, never mind. Forget I ever said that, and whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.
05 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Beaver-Wetter
Just be glad these two names weren’t reversed, because oh boy, wouldn’t that be awkward. Well okay, never mind. This is already just about as awkward as names come.
06 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Busch-Hacker
Normally I’d advise you to keep any and all Hackers away from your Busch, but in this case we can make an exception.
07 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Cockman-Dickman
Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame.
08 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Gorey-Butcher
What a descriptive name! But really, is there any other kind of Butcher? A Tidy one, for example?
09 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Hardy-Harr
Since their merged names sound like a big old guffaw, let’s hope these two have a good sense of humor.
10 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Hunt-Kapture
It was their mutual love of conquering that brought them together. Together, they are the unstoppable force of Hunt-Kapture.
11 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Kumon-Topomi
Well, that’s an oddly specific request, but if you say so…
No, really, this has to be a fake, right? There’s no way this can be real.
12 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Long-Wiwi
There’s absolutely no way I’d ever be able to say “Wiwi” without using a bad French accent. No way.
“Right this way, Monsieur Wiwi.” SEE? It’s impossible.
13 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Looney-Ward
The wedding invitation probably asks all guests to bring their own butterfly nets and tinfoil hats.
14 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Moore-Bacon
Moore-Bacon? Yes, please! This has the potential to be the BEST wedding reception ever.
15 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Partee-Moore
Speaking of fun wedding receptions…. Mr. and Mrs. Partee-Moore would like to cordially invite you to get yo’ freak on!
16 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Rump-Orefice
Do you think these two bonded over their equally embarrassing last names when they first met? I’ll bet they did! I mean, “Orefice?” Having a last name like that is just begging for bullies to pick on you.
17 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Speedy-Zieper
They don’t call him the Speediest Zieper in the West for nothin’, ladies.
18 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Stroker-Daily
I don’t know why people are so embarrassed by this one; it’s just a solid piece of marital advice.
19 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Crapp-Beer
Life is too short to drink crap beer, but we still wish the Crapp-Beers a lifetime of love and happiness. Hopefully with good, high quality beer in the fridge.
20 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Poore-Sapp
Just look at this poor sap, about to marry the love of his life!
01 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Gross-Pantii
Ewwwwww! Who came up with this name combination, a 12 year-old boy?!
Most marriage vows include the lines “for better, or for worse,” and in the case of these newly engaged or newlywed couples, the worse part might come as soon as they see their names united in newspaper print. As if it wasn’t hard enough to go through life with a last name like “Butts” or “Beaver,” right? Now you also have to worry about your spouse-to-be having a name that creates a hyphenated nightmare for all of the world to see (and mock).
Now, if these couples would go ahead and take some really bizarre engagement or wedding pictures, they’d achieve the ultimate in hilarious nuptials. Dare to dream!
02 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Wang-Holder
Okay, so they’re both pretty common names when they’re by themselves… but when you put these two names together we’re suddenly entering R-rated territory.
03 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Best-Lay
Well, he’s not about to marry the WORST, now is he? Way to put a ring on it, buddy.
04 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Golden-Showers
Ah, there’s nothing more refreshing than a nice golden shower.
Wait, whaaaat? No, never mind. Forget I ever said that, and whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.
05 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Beaver-Wetter
Just be glad these two names weren’t reversed, because oh boy, wouldn’t that be awkward. Well okay, never mind. This is already just about as awkward as names come.
06 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Busch-Hacker
Normally I’d advise you to keep any and all Hackers away from your Busch, but in this case we can make an exception.
07 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Cockman-Dickman
Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame.
08 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Gorey-Butcher
What a descriptive name! But really, is there any other kind of Butcher? A Tidy one, for example?
09 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Hardy-Harr
Since their merged names sound like a big old guffaw, let’s hope these two have a good sense of humor.
10 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Hunt-Kapture
It was their mutual love of conquering that brought them together. Together, they are the unstoppable force of Hunt-Kapture.
11 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Kumon-Topomi
Well, that’s an oddly specific request, but if you say so…
No, really, this has to be a fake, right? There’s no way this can be real.
12 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Long-Wiwi
There’s absolutely no way I’d ever be able to say “Wiwi” without using a bad French accent. No way.
“Right this way, Monsieur Wiwi.” SEE? It’s impossible.
13 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Looney-Ward
The wedding invitation probably asks all guests to bring their own butterfly nets and tinfoil hats.
14 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Moore-Bacon
Moore-Bacon? Yes, please! This has the potential to be the BEST wedding reception ever.
15 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Partee-Moore
Speaking of fun wedding receptions…. Mr. and Mrs. Partee-Moore would like to cordially invite you to get yo’ freak on!
16 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Rump-Orefice
Do you think these two bonded over their equally embarrassing last names when they first met? I’ll bet they did! I mean, “Orefice?” Having a last name like that is just begging for bullies to pick on you.
17 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Speedy-Zieper
They don’t call him the Speediest Zieper in the West for nothin’, ladies.
18 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Stroker-Daily
I don’t know why people are so embarrassed by this one; it’s just a solid piece of marital advice.
19 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Crapp-Beer
Life is too short to drink crap beer, but we still wish the Crapp-Beers a lifetime of love and happiness. Hopefully with good, high quality beer in the fridge.
20 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Poore-Sapp
Just look at this poor sap, about to marry the love of his life!
01 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Gross-Pantii
Ewwwwww! Who came up with this name combination, a 12 year-old boy?!
Most marriage vows include the lines “for better, or for worse,” and in the case of these newly engaged or newlywed couples, the worse part might come as soon as they see their names united in newspaper print. As if it wasn’t hard enough to go through life with a last name like “Butts” or “Beaver,” right? Now you also have to worry about your spouse-to-be having a name that creates a hyphenated nightmare for all of the world to see (and mock).
Now, if these couples would go ahead and take some really bizarre engagement or wedding pictures, they’d achieve the ultimate in hilarious nuptials. Dare to dream!
02 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Wang-Holder
Okay, so they’re both pretty common names when they’re by themselves… but when you put these two names together we’re suddenly entering R-rated territory.
03 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Best-Lay
Well, he’s not about to marry the WORST, now is he? Way to put a ring on it, buddy.
04 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Golden-Showers
Ah, there’s nothing more refreshing than a nice golden shower.
Wait, whaaaat? No, never mind. Forget I ever said that, and whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.
05 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Beaver-Wetter
Just be glad these two names weren’t reversed, because oh boy, wouldn’t that be awkward. Well okay, never mind. This is already just about as awkward as names come.
06 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Busch-Hacker
Normally I’d advise you to keep any and all Hackers away from your Busch, but in this case we can make an exception.
07 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Cockman-Dickman
Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame.
08 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Gorey-Butcher
What a descriptive name! But really, is there any other kind of Butcher? A Tidy one, for example?
09 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Hardy-Harr
Since their merged names sound like a big old guffaw, let’s hope these two have a good sense of humor.
10 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Reddit.
Hunt-Kapture
It was their mutual love of conquering that brought them together. Together, they are the unstoppable force of Hunt-Kapture.
11 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Pleated-Jeans.
Kumon-Topomi
Well, that’s an oddly specific request, but if you say so…
No, really, this has to be a fake, right? There’s no way this can be real.
12 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Long-Wiwi
There’s absolutely no way I’d ever be able to say “Wiwi” without using a bad French accent. No way.
“Right this way, Monsieur Wiwi.” SEE? It’s impossible.
13 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Looney-Ward
The wedding invitation probably asks all guests to bring their own butterfly nets and tinfoil hats.
14 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Imgur.
Moore-Bacon
Moore-Bacon? Yes, please! This has the potential to be the BEST wedding reception ever.
15 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Izismile.
Partee-Moore
Speaking of fun wedding receptions…. Mr. and Mrs. Partee-Moore would like to cordially invite you to get yo’ freak on!
16 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Rump-Orefice
Do you think these two bonded over their equally embarrassing last names when they first met? I’ll bet they did! I mean, “Orefice?” Having a last name like that is just begging for bullies to pick on you.
17 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Speedy-Zieper
They don’t call him the Speediest Zieper in the West for nothin’, ladies.
18 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via HuffPost.
Stroker-Daily
I don’t know why people are so embarrassed by this one; it’s just a solid piece of marital advice.
19 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Crapp-Beer
Life is too short to drink crap beer, but we still wish the Crapp-Beers a lifetime of love and happiness. Hopefully with good, high quality beer in the fridge.
20 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Via Mandatory.
Poore-Sapp
Just look at this poor sap, about to marry the love of his life!
01 of 20
20 Funny But Truly Unfortunate Wedding Name Combinations
Gross-Pantii
01 of 20
01
of 20
Ewwwwww! Who came up with this name combination, a 12 year-old boy?!
Most marriage vows include the lines “for better, or for worse,” and in the case of these newly engaged or newlywed couples, the worse part might come as soon as they see their names united in newspaper print. As if it wasn’t hard enough to go through life with a last name like “Butts” or “Beaver,” right? Now you also have to worry about your spouse-to-be having a name that creates a hyphenated nightmare for all of the world to see (and mock).
Now, if these couples would go ahead and take some really bizarre engagement or wedding pictures, they’d achieve the ultimate in hilarious nuptials. Dare to dream!
02 of 20
Wang-Holder
02 of 20
02
Okay, so they’re both pretty common names when they’re by themselves… but when you put these two names together we’re suddenly entering R-rated territory.
03 of 20
Best-Lay
03 of 20
03
Well, he’s not about to marry the WORST, now is he? Way to put a ring on it, buddy.
04 of 20
Golden-Showers
04 of 20
04
Ah, there’s nothing more refreshing than a nice golden shower.
Wait, whaaaat? No, never mind. Forget I ever said that, and whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.
05 of 20
Beaver-Wetter
05 of 20
05
Just be glad these two names weren’t reversed, because oh boy, wouldn’t that be awkward. Well okay, never mind. This is already just about as awkward as names come.
06 of 20
Busch-Hacker
06 of 20
06
Normally I’d advise you to keep any and all Hackers away from your Busch, but in this case we can make an exception.
07 of 20
Cockman-Dickman
07 of 20
07
Just when Ms. Cockman thought she was finally about to get rid of the horrible surname that had plagued her youth, she went and fell in love with this guy. Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the flame.
08 of 20
Gorey-Butcher
08 of 20
08
What a descriptive name! But really, is there any other kind of Butcher? A Tidy one, for example?
09 of 20
Hardy-Harr
09 of 20
09
Since their merged names sound like a big old guffaw, let’s hope these two have a good sense of humor.
10 of 20
Hunt-Kapture
10 of 20
10
It was their mutual love of conquering that brought them together. Together, they are the unstoppable force of Hunt-Kapture.
11 of 20
Kumon-Topomi
11 of 20
11
Well, that’s an oddly specific request, but if you say so…
No, really, this has to be a fake, right? There’s no way this can be real.
12 of 20
Long-Wiwi
12 of 20
12
There’s absolutely no way I’d ever be able to say “Wiwi” without using a bad French accent. No way.
“Right this way, Monsieur Wiwi.” SEE? It’s impossible.
13 of 20
Looney-Ward
13 of 20
13
The wedding invitation probably asks all guests to bring their own butterfly nets and tinfoil hats.
14 of 20
Moore-Bacon
14 of 20
14
Moore-Bacon? Yes, please! This has the potential to be the BEST wedding reception ever.
15 of 20
Partee-Moore
15 of 20
15
Speaking of fun wedding receptions…. Mr. and Mrs. Partee-Moore would like to cordially invite you to get yo’ freak on!
16 of 20
Rump-Orefice
16 of 20
16
Do you think these two bonded over their equally embarrassing last names when they first met? I’ll bet they did! I mean, “Orefice?” Having a last name like that is just begging for bullies to pick on you.
17 of 20
Speedy-Zieper
17 of 20
17
They don’t call him the Speediest Zieper in the West for nothin’, ladies.
18 of 20
Stroker-Daily
18 of 20
18
I don’t know why people are so embarrassed by this one; it’s just a solid piece of marital advice.
19 of 20
Crapp-Beer
19 of 20
19
Life is too short to drink crap beer, but we still wish the Crapp-Beers a lifetime of love and happiness. Hopefully with good, high quality beer in the fridge.
20 of 20
Poore-Sapp
20 of 20
20
Just look at this poor sap, about to marry the love of his life!
