Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?
The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We’re just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!
01 of 20
0TURDS
Via ebaumsworld
A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I’ll allow it.
02 of 20
TITTAYS
Via Thrillist
F yeah - TITTAYS.
You’ve got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn’t enjoy seeing tittays?
(Don’t answer that.)
03 of 20
WEINER
Via Pinterest.
Maybe this isn’t dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya’ big perv?
04 of 20
DEEEEEEZ Nuts
Via carponents.com
Ah yes, “Deez Nuts.” In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it’s kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!
05 of 20
NCST MOM
Via huffpost.com
So… this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania’s “nicest” mom, or should someone alert the authorities?
06 of 20
NOFKSGVN
Via Imgur
Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back… Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it’s available.
07 of 20
EWW POOP
Via Pinterest
Well, we really can’t argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!
08 of 20
HOR5 SH1T
Via Freaking News
You’ve got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.
09 of 20
BIG COX
Via Wordpress/funnylicenseplates
A likely story, am I right, ladies?
In all likelihood, this guy’s last name is probably Cox… so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his “Big Cox” jokes.
10 of 20
PB4UGO
Via Imgur
This isn’t raunchy; it’s just good advice! Always pee before you go. I’m talking to you, kids.
11 of 20
GIVEMEA HUMMER
Via youbentmywookie.com
How about NO?
Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.
12 of 20
I <3 BDSM
Via Blogspot/Galleries Today
That’s a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see ’em.
13 of 20
VIAGRA
Via ebaumsworld
Hey, at least he’s honest! If you’re going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio– er, adventure.
14 of 20
UFARTD
Via Pinterest
I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn’t even notice. sniffing shirt
15 of 20
IFARTED
Via Imgur
Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don’t have to rub it in. You’re giving me a complex!
16 of 20
JISLORD
Via Someecards
Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? “J is lord” quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!
17 of 20
V AGINAS
Via Imgur
“Give me a V… I’ll do the rest.”
18 of 20
SS MY D
Via Reddit
No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car’s owner couldn’t believe it.
19 of 20
RU 18 YET
Via www.thesun.co.uk. Via www.thesun.co.uk
He’s clearly just inquiring about whether you’re old enough to vote. He’s civic-minded, that’s all.
20 of 20
Moose KNUKL
Via ar15.com.
This one is kind of obscure, but don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it. A “moose knuckle” is the male equivalent of “Camel Toe.” The more you know, right? You’re welcome.
Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?
The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We’re just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!
01 of 20
0TURDS
Via ebaumsworld
A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I’ll allow it.
02 of 20
TITTAYS
Via Thrillist
F yeah - TITTAYS.
You’ve got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn’t enjoy seeing tittays?
(Don’t answer that.)
03 of 20
WEINER
Via Pinterest.
Maybe this isn’t dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya’ big perv?
04 of 20
DEEEEEEZ Nuts
Via carponents.com
Ah yes, “Deez Nuts.” In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it’s kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!
05 of 20
NCST MOM
Via huffpost.com
So… this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania’s “nicest” mom, or should someone alert the authorities?
06 of 20
NOFKSGVN
Via Imgur
Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back… Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it’s available.
07 of 20
EWW POOP
Via Pinterest
Well, we really can’t argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!
08 of 20
HOR5 SH1T
Via Freaking News
You’ve got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.
09 of 20
BIG COX
Via Wordpress/funnylicenseplates
A likely story, am I right, ladies?
In all likelihood, this guy’s last name is probably Cox… so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his “Big Cox” jokes.
10 of 20
PB4UGO
Via Imgur
This isn’t raunchy; it’s just good advice! Always pee before you go. I’m talking to you, kids.
11 of 20
GIVEMEA HUMMER
Via youbentmywookie.com
How about NO?
Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.
12 of 20
I <3 BDSM
Via Blogspot/Galleries Today
That’s a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see ’em.
13 of 20
VIAGRA
Via ebaumsworld
Hey, at least he’s honest! If you’re going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio– er, adventure.
14 of 20
UFARTD
Via Pinterest
I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn’t even notice. sniffing shirt
15 of 20
IFARTED
Via Imgur
Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don’t have to rub it in. You’re giving me a complex!
16 of 20
JISLORD
Via Someecards
Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? “J is lord” quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!
17 of 20
V AGINAS
Via Imgur
“Give me a V… I’ll do the rest.”
18 of 20
SS MY D
Via Reddit
No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car’s owner couldn’t believe it.
19 of 20
RU 18 YET
Via www.thesun.co.uk. Via www.thesun.co.uk
He’s clearly just inquiring about whether you’re old enough to vote. He’s civic-minded, that’s all.
20 of 20
Moose KNUKL
Via ar15.com.
This one is kind of obscure, but don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it. A “moose knuckle” is the male equivalent of “Camel Toe.” The more you know, right? You’re welcome.
Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?
The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We’re just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!
01 of 20
0TURDS
Via ebaumsworld
A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I’ll allow it.
02 of 20
TITTAYS
Via Thrillist
F yeah - TITTAYS.
You’ve got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn’t enjoy seeing tittays?
(Don’t answer that.)
03 of 20
WEINER
Via Pinterest.
Maybe this isn’t dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya’ big perv?
04 of 20
DEEEEEEZ Nuts
Via carponents.com
Ah yes, “Deez Nuts.” In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it’s kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!
05 of 20
NCST MOM
Via huffpost.com
So… this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania’s “nicest” mom, or should someone alert the authorities?
06 of 20
NOFKSGVN
Via Imgur
Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back… Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it’s available.
07 of 20
EWW POOP
Via Pinterest
Well, we really can’t argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!
08 of 20
HOR5 SH1T
Via Freaking News
You’ve got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.
09 of 20
BIG COX
Via Wordpress/funnylicenseplates
A likely story, am I right, ladies?
In all likelihood, this guy’s last name is probably Cox… so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his “Big Cox” jokes.
10 of 20
PB4UGO
Via Imgur
This isn’t raunchy; it’s just good advice! Always pee before you go. I’m talking to you, kids.
11 of 20
GIVEMEA HUMMER
Via youbentmywookie.com
How about NO?
Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.
12 of 20
I <3 BDSM
Via Blogspot/Galleries Today
That’s a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see ’em.
13 of 20
VIAGRA
Via ebaumsworld
Hey, at least he’s honest! If you’re going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio– er, adventure.
14 of 20
UFARTD
Via Pinterest
I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn’t even notice. sniffing shirt
15 of 20
IFARTED
Via Imgur
Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don’t have to rub it in. You’re giving me a complex!
16 of 20
JISLORD
Via Someecards
Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? “J is lord” quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!
17 of 20
V AGINAS
Via Imgur
“Give me a V… I’ll do the rest.”
18 of 20
SS MY D
Via Reddit
No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car’s owner couldn’t believe it.
19 of 20
RU 18 YET
Via www.thesun.co.uk. Via www.thesun.co.uk
He’s clearly just inquiring about whether you’re old enough to vote. He’s civic-minded, that’s all.
20 of 20
Moose KNUKL
Via ar15.com.
This one is kind of obscure, but don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it. A “moose knuckle” is the male equivalent of “Camel Toe.” The more you know, right? You’re welcome.
Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?
The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We’re just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!
01 of 20
0TURDS
Via ebaumsworld
A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I’ll allow it.
02 of 20
TITTAYS
Via Thrillist
F yeah - TITTAYS.
You’ve got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn’t enjoy seeing tittays?
(Don’t answer that.)
03 of 20
WEINER
Via Pinterest.
Maybe this isn’t dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya’ big perv?
04 of 20
DEEEEEEZ Nuts
Via carponents.com
Ah yes, “Deez Nuts.” In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it’s kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!
05 of 20
NCST MOM
Via huffpost.com
So… this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania’s “nicest” mom, or should someone alert the authorities?
06 of 20
NOFKSGVN
Via Imgur
Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back… Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it’s available.
07 of 20
EWW POOP
Via Pinterest
Well, we really can’t argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!
08 of 20
HOR5 SH1T
Via Freaking News
You’ve got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.
09 of 20
BIG COX
Via Wordpress/funnylicenseplates
A likely story, am I right, ladies?
In all likelihood, this guy’s last name is probably Cox… so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his “Big Cox” jokes.
10 of 20
PB4UGO
Via Imgur
This isn’t raunchy; it’s just good advice! Always pee before you go. I’m talking to you, kids.
11 of 20
GIVEMEA HUMMER
Via youbentmywookie.com
How about NO?
Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.
12 of 20
I <3 BDSM
Via Blogspot/Galleries Today
That’s a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see ’em.
13 of 20
VIAGRA
Via ebaumsworld
Hey, at least he’s honest! If you’re going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio– er, adventure.
14 of 20
UFARTD
Via Pinterest
I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn’t even notice. sniffing shirt
15 of 20
IFARTED
Via Imgur
Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don’t have to rub it in. You’re giving me a complex!
16 of 20
JISLORD
Via Someecards
Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? “J is lord” quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!
17 of 20
V AGINAS
Via Imgur
“Give me a V… I’ll do the rest.”
18 of 20
SS MY D
Via Reddit
No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car’s owner couldn’t believe it.
19 of 20
RU 18 YET
Via www.thesun.co.uk. Via www.thesun.co.uk
He’s clearly just inquiring about whether you’re old enough to vote. He’s civic-minded, that’s all.
20 of 20
Moose KNUKL
Via ar15.com.
This one is kind of obscure, but don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it. A “moose knuckle” is the male equivalent of “Camel Toe.” The more you know, right? You’re welcome.
01 of 20
0TURDS
A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I’ll allow it.
01 of 20
01
of 20
02 of 20
TITTAYS
F yeah - TITTAYS.
02 of 20
02
You’ve got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn’t enjoy seeing tittays?
(Don’t answer that.)
03 of 20
WEINER
Maybe this isn’t dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya’ big perv?
03 of 20
03
04 of 20
DEEEEEEZ Nuts
Ah yes, “Deez Nuts.” In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it’s kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!
04 of 20
04
05 of 20
NCST MOM
So… this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania’s “nicest” mom, or should someone alert the authorities?
05 of 20
05
06 of 20
NOFKSGVN
Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back… Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it’s available.
06 of 20
06
07 of 20
EWW POOP
Well, we really can’t argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!
07 of 20
07
08 of 20
HOR5 SH1T
You’ve got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.
08 of 20
08
09 of 20
BIG COX
A likely story, am I right, ladies?
09 of 20
09
In all likelihood, this guy’s last name is probably Cox… so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his “Big Cox” jokes.
10 of 20
PB4UGO
This isn’t raunchy; it’s just good advice! Always pee before you go. I’m talking to you, kids.
10 of 20
10
11 of 20
GIVEMEA HUMMER
How about NO?
11 of 20
11
Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.
12 of 20
I <3 BDSM
That’s a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see ’em.
12 of 20
12
13 of 20
VIAGRA
Hey, at least he’s honest! If you’re going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio– er, adventure.
13 of 20
13
14 of 20
UFARTD
I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn’t even notice. sniffing shirt
14 of 20
14
15 of 20
IFARTED
Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don’t have to rub it in. You’re giving me a complex!
15 of 20
15
16 of 20
JISLORD
Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? “J is lord” quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!
16 of 20
16
17 of 20
V AGINAS
“Give me a V… I’ll do the rest.”
17 of 20
17
18 of 20
SS MY D
No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car’s owner couldn’t believe it.
18 of 20
18
19 of 20
RU 18 YET
He’s clearly just inquiring about whether you’re old enough to vote. He’s civic-minded, that’s all.
19 of 20
19
20 of 20
Moose KNUKL
This one is kind of obscure, but don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it. A “moose knuckle” is the male equivalent of “Camel Toe.” The more you know, right? You’re welcome.
20 of 20
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