Most of us aren’t stand-up comedians, and we don’t walk around with a full repertoire of funny jokes to share at parties. That’s why it’s helpful to have a good one-liner in your back pocket. A reliable joke never fails to break the ice during social interactions, and goodness knows some of us can use all the help we can get in those situations!
Every so often, the good people of the Ask Reddit community get together and reveal their favorite short joke. Thanks to them, it’s easier than ever to memorize one or two quips to fill those awkward silences at your next backyard barbecue. Next time you’re at a loss for words, try out one of these one-liners and watch your popularity soar!*
*Results not guaranteed. Your mileage may vary. Please joke responsibly.
01 of 24
Did Not See That Coming
Via Getty Images/EvanKafka.
“Dad comes to his son and tells him he’s adopted. The boy screams. ‘I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!’
Dad replies, ‘We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they’re waiting.’”
—ciprex
02 of 24
Well, Well, Well, Very Funny
Via Getty Images/Arsenio Marrero.
“Why did the old woman fall into the well?”
“Because she couldn’t see that well.”
—tocamix90
03 of 24
Logical Thinking
Via Getty Images/Carina König / EyeEm.
“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
—Natural_Justice
04 of 24
Jokes for Hungry People
Via Getty Images/Donna Day.
“Well I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’s Law…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am I right?”
“What’s Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or mayonnaise.”
—mystriddlery
05 of 24
Ha Ha, Very Punny
Via Getty Images/Ian Dennis.
“I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.”
—Zyracksis
06 of 24
Good Ol’ Grandpa
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ‘Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?’”
—Rockatelli
07 of 24
Speaking of Grandfathers…
Via Getty Images/Andrew John Simpson.
“My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo."—c**tpuffin
08 of 24
I See What You Did There
Via Getty Images/Vincent Besnault.
“It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.”
—Zyracksis
09 of 24
Now You Tell Me
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
—rotobot
10 of 24
Shoutout to Bel-Air
Via Giphy
“How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?”
“Look for the fresh prints.”
—taeloth
11 of 24
Here’s Something Heartfelt
Via Getty Images/Michael Heim / EyeEm.
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.’”
—BBLTHRW
12 of 24
What a Crappy Situation
Via Getty Images/Eric O’Connell.
“A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
Cops say they have nothing to go on.”
—russianout
13 of 24
So Flaggin’ Funny
Via Getty Images/Junior Gonzalez.
“What’s the the best thing about living in Switzerland?”
“I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.”
—lonesomeduck
14 of 24
A Historical Question
Via Getty Images/Razvan Chisu / EyeEm.
“Where does a king keep his armies?”
“In his sleevies.”
—Galeosray
15 of 24
Pondering Is Dangerous
Via Getty Images/ Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm. Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm
“I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then, it hit me.”
—nickachu
16 of 24
Solid Advice
Via Getty Images/Graiki.
“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
—thrackers0d
17 of 24
Well, It Makes Sense
Via Getty Images/Elles Rijsdijk / EyeEm.
“Where do you find a dog with no legs?”
“Right where you left it.”
—SixFive65
18 of 24
It’s a Fact
Via Getty Images/GARO.
“Studies show that women who carry extra weight live longer than men who bring it up.”
—LnkSNS
19 of 24
Well, Duh.
Via Getty Images/Elva Etienne.
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.”
—joliesmama
20 of 24
I Can Relate
Via Getty Images/Andy Ryan.
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
“I don’t know and I don’t care.”
—dizzley
21 of 24
That’s Not Very Comforting
Via Getty Images/Glow Wellness.
“What do you call someone who graduates last in their class from Med school?”
“Doctor.”
—jcpearce
22 of 24
How to End a Discussion about Politics
Via Getty Images/Steve Craft.
“If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.”
—zane_not_zane
23 of 24
Rim Shot!
Via Getty Images/Mike Kemp.
“I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.”
—Impedimenta85
24 of 24
That’s a Step Up
Via Giphy
“Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.”
—Psychological_Ring
Most of us aren’t stand-up comedians, and we don’t walk around with a full repertoire of funny jokes to share at parties. That’s why it’s helpful to have a good one-liner in your back pocket. A reliable joke never fails to break the ice during social interactions, and goodness knows some of us can use all the help we can get in those situations!
Every so often, the good people of the Ask Reddit community get together and reveal their favorite short joke. Thanks to them, it’s easier than ever to memorize one or two quips to fill those awkward silences at your next backyard barbecue. Next time you’re at a loss for words, try out one of these one-liners and watch your popularity soar!*
*Results not guaranteed. Your mileage may vary. Please joke responsibly.
01 of 24
Did Not See That Coming
Via Getty Images/EvanKafka.
“Dad comes to his son and tells him he’s adopted. The boy screams. ‘I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!’
Dad replies, ‘We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they’re waiting.’”
—ciprex
02 of 24
Well, Well, Well, Very Funny
Via Getty Images/Arsenio Marrero.
“Why did the old woman fall into the well?”
“Because she couldn’t see that well.”
—tocamix90
03 of 24
Logical Thinking
Via Getty Images/Carina König / EyeEm.
“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
—Natural_Justice
04 of 24
Jokes for Hungry People
Via Getty Images/Donna Day.
“Well I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’s Law…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am I right?”
“What’s Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or mayonnaise.”
—mystriddlery
05 of 24
Ha Ha, Very Punny
Via Getty Images/Ian Dennis.
“I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.”
—Zyracksis
06 of 24
Good Ol’ Grandpa
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ‘Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?’”
—Rockatelli
07 of 24
Speaking of Grandfathers…
Via Getty Images/Andrew John Simpson.
“My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo."—c**tpuffin
08 of 24
I See What You Did There
Via Getty Images/Vincent Besnault.
“It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.”
—Zyracksis
09 of 24
Now You Tell Me
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
—rotobot
10 of 24
Shoutout to Bel-Air
Via Giphy
“How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?”
“Look for the fresh prints.”
—taeloth
11 of 24
Here’s Something Heartfelt
Via Getty Images/Michael Heim / EyeEm.
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.’”
—BBLTHRW
12 of 24
What a Crappy Situation
Via Getty Images/Eric O’Connell.
“A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
Cops say they have nothing to go on.”
—russianout
13 of 24
So Flaggin’ Funny
Via Getty Images/Junior Gonzalez.
“What’s the the best thing about living in Switzerland?”
“I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.”
—lonesomeduck
14 of 24
A Historical Question
Via Getty Images/Razvan Chisu / EyeEm.
“Where does a king keep his armies?”
“In his sleevies.”
—Galeosray
15 of 24
Pondering Is Dangerous
Via Getty Images/ Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm. Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm
“I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then, it hit me.”
—nickachu
16 of 24
Solid Advice
Via Getty Images/Graiki.
“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
—thrackers0d
17 of 24
Well, It Makes Sense
Via Getty Images/Elles Rijsdijk / EyeEm.
“Where do you find a dog with no legs?”
“Right where you left it.”
—SixFive65
18 of 24
It’s a Fact
Via Getty Images/GARO.
“Studies show that women who carry extra weight live longer than men who bring it up.”
—LnkSNS
19 of 24
Well, Duh.
Via Getty Images/Elva Etienne.
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.”
—joliesmama
20 of 24
I Can Relate
Via Getty Images/Andy Ryan.
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
“I don’t know and I don’t care.”
—dizzley
21 of 24
That’s Not Very Comforting
Via Getty Images/Glow Wellness.
“What do you call someone who graduates last in their class from Med school?”
“Doctor.”
—jcpearce
22 of 24
How to End a Discussion about Politics
Via Getty Images/Steve Craft.
“If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.”
—zane_not_zane
23 of 24
Rim Shot!
Via Getty Images/Mike Kemp.
“I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.”
—Impedimenta85
24 of 24
That’s a Step Up
Via Giphy
“Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.”
—Psychological_Ring
Most of us aren’t stand-up comedians, and we don’t walk around with a full repertoire of funny jokes to share at parties. That’s why it’s helpful to have a good one-liner in your back pocket. A reliable joke never fails to break the ice during social interactions, and goodness knows some of us can use all the help we can get in those situations!
Every so often, the good people of the Ask Reddit community get together and reveal their favorite short joke. Thanks to them, it’s easier than ever to memorize one or two quips to fill those awkward silences at your next backyard barbecue. Next time you’re at a loss for words, try out one of these one-liners and watch your popularity soar!*
*Results not guaranteed. Your mileage may vary. Please joke responsibly.
01 of 24
Did Not See That Coming
Via Getty Images/EvanKafka.
“Dad comes to his son and tells him he’s adopted. The boy screams. ‘I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!’
Dad replies, ‘We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they’re waiting.’”
—ciprex
02 of 24
Well, Well, Well, Very Funny
Via Getty Images/Arsenio Marrero.
“Why did the old woman fall into the well?”
“Because she couldn’t see that well.”
—tocamix90
03 of 24
Logical Thinking
Via Getty Images/Carina König / EyeEm.
“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
—Natural_Justice
04 of 24
Jokes for Hungry People
Via Getty Images/Donna Day.
“Well I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’s Law…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am I right?”
“What’s Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or mayonnaise.”
—mystriddlery
05 of 24
Ha Ha, Very Punny
Via Getty Images/Ian Dennis.
“I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.”
—Zyracksis
06 of 24
Good Ol’ Grandpa
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ‘Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?’”
—Rockatelli
07 of 24
Speaking of Grandfathers…
Via Getty Images/Andrew John Simpson.
“My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo."—c**tpuffin
08 of 24
I See What You Did There
Via Getty Images/Vincent Besnault.
“It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.”
—Zyracksis
09 of 24
Now You Tell Me
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
—rotobot
10 of 24
Shoutout to Bel-Air
Via Giphy
“How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?”
“Look for the fresh prints.”
—taeloth
11 of 24
Here’s Something Heartfelt
Via Getty Images/Michael Heim / EyeEm.
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.’”
—BBLTHRW
12 of 24
What a Crappy Situation
Via Getty Images/Eric O’Connell.
“A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
Cops say they have nothing to go on.”
—russianout
13 of 24
So Flaggin’ Funny
Via Getty Images/Junior Gonzalez.
“What’s the the best thing about living in Switzerland?”
“I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.”
—lonesomeduck
14 of 24
A Historical Question
Via Getty Images/Razvan Chisu / EyeEm.
“Where does a king keep his armies?”
“In his sleevies.”
—Galeosray
15 of 24
Pondering Is Dangerous
Via Getty Images/ Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm. Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm
“I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then, it hit me.”
—nickachu
16 of 24
Solid Advice
Via Getty Images/Graiki.
“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
—thrackers0d
17 of 24
Well, It Makes Sense
Via Getty Images/Elles Rijsdijk / EyeEm.
“Where do you find a dog with no legs?”
“Right where you left it.”
—SixFive65
18 of 24
It’s a Fact
Via Getty Images/GARO.
“Studies show that women who carry extra weight live longer than men who bring it up.”
—LnkSNS
19 of 24
Well, Duh.
Via Getty Images/Elva Etienne.
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.”
—joliesmama
20 of 24
I Can Relate
Via Getty Images/Andy Ryan.
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
“I don’t know and I don’t care.”
—dizzley
21 of 24
That’s Not Very Comforting
Via Getty Images/Glow Wellness.
“What do you call someone who graduates last in their class from Med school?”
“Doctor.”
—jcpearce
22 of 24
How to End a Discussion about Politics
Via Getty Images/Steve Craft.
“If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.”
—zane_not_zane
23 of 24
Rim Shot!
Via Getty Images/Mike Kemp.
“I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.”
—Impedimenta85
24 of 24
That’s a Step Up
Via Giphy
“Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.”
—Psychological_Ring
Most of us aren’t stand-up comedians, and we don’t walk around with a full repertoire of funny jokes to share at parties. That’s why it’s helpful to have a good one-liner in your back pocket. A reliable joke never fails to break the ice during social interactions, and goodness knows some of us can use all the help we can get in those situations!
Every so often, the good people of the Ask Reddit community get together and reveal their favorite short joke. Thanks to them, it’s easier than ever to memorize one or two quips to fill those awkward silences at your next backyard barbecue. Next time you’re at a loss for words, try out one of these one-liners and watch your popularity soar!*
*Results not guaranteed. Your mileage may vary. Please joke responsibly.
01 of 24
Did Not See That Coming
Via Getty Images/EvanKafka.
“Dad comes to his son and tells him he’s adopted. The boy screams. ‘I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!’
Dad replies, ‘We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they’re waiting.’”
—ciprex
02 of 24
Well, Well, Well, Very Funny
Via Getty Images/Arsenio Marrero.
“Why did the old woman fall into the well?”
“Because she couldn’t see that well.”
—tocamix90
03 of 24
Logical Thinking
Via Getty Images/Carina König / EyeEm.
“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
—Natural_Justice
04 of 24
Jokes for Hungry People
Via Getty Images/Donna Day.
“Well I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’s Law…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am I right?”
“What’s Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or mayonnaise.”
—mystriddlery
05 of 24
Ha Ha, Very Punny
Via Getty Images/Ian Dennis.
“I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.”
—Zyracksis
06 of 24
Good Ol’ Grandpa
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ‘Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?’”
—Rockatelli
07 of 24
Speaking of Grandfathers…
Via Getty Images/Andrew John Simpson.
“My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo."—c**tpuffin
08 of 24
I See What You Did There
Via Getty Images/Vincent Besnault.
“It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.”
—Zyracksis
09 of 24
Now You Tell Me
Via Getty Images/Westend61.
“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
—rotobot
10 of 24
Shoutout to Bel-Air
Via Giphy
“How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?”
“Look for the fresh prints.”
—taeloth
11 of 24
Here’s Something Heartfelt
Via Getty Images/Michael Heim / EyeEm.
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.’”
—BBLTHRW
12 of 24
What a Crappy Situation
Via Getty Images/Eric O’Connell.
“A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
Cops say they have nothing to go on.”
—russianout
13 of 24
So Flaggin’ Funny
Via Getty Images/Junior Gonzalez.
“What’s the the best thing about living in Switzerland?”
“I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.”
—lonesomeduck
14 of 24
A Historical Question
Via Getty Images/Razvan Chisu / EyeEm.
“Where does a king keep his armies?”
“In his sleevies.”
—Galeosray
15 of 24
Pondering Is Dangerous
Via Getty Images/ Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm. Dalton Rasmussen / EyeEm
“I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then, it hit me.”
—nickachu
16 of 24
Solid Advice
Via Getty Images/Graiki.
“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
—thrackers0d
17 of 24
Well, It Makes Sense
Via Getty Images/Elles Rijsdijk / EyeEm.
“Where do you find a dog with no legs?”
“Right where you left it.”
—SixFive65
18 of 24
It’s a Fact
Via Getty Images/GARO.
“Studies show that women who carry extra weight live longer than men who bring it up.”
—LnkSNS
19 of 24
Well, Duh.
Via Getty Images/Elva Etienne.
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.”
—joliesmama
20 of 24
I Can Relate
Via Getty Images/Andy Ryan.
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
“I don’t know and I don’t care.”
—dizzley
21 of 24
That’s Not Very Comforting
Via Getty Images/Glow Wellness.
“What do you call someone who graduates last in their class from Med school?”
“Doctor.”
—jcpearce
22 of 24
How to End a Discussion about Politics
Via Getty Images/Steve Craft.
“If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.”
—zane_not_zane
23 of 24
Rim Shot!
Via Getty Images/Mike Kemp.
“I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.”
—Impedimenta85
24 of 24
That’s a Step Up
Via Giphy
“Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.”
—Psychological_Ring
01 of 24
Did Not See That Coming
“Dad comes to his son and tells him he’s adopted. The boy screams. ‘I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!’
01 of 24
01
of 24
Dad replies, ‘We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they’re waiting.’”
—ciprex
02 of 24
Well, Well, Well, Very Funny
“Why did the old woman fall into the well?”
02 of 24
02
“Because she couldn’t see that well.”
—tocamix90
03 of 24
Logical Thinking
“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
03 of 24
03
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
—Natural_Justice
04 of 24
Jokes for Hungry People
“Well I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’s Law…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am I right?”
04 of 24
04
“What’s Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or mayonnaise.”
—mystriddlery
05 of 24
Ha Ha, Very Punny
“I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.”
05 of 24
05
—Zyracksis
06 of 24
Good Ol’ Grandpa
“I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ‘Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?’”
06 of 24
06
—Rockatelli
07 of 24
Speaking of Grandfathers…
“My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo."—c**tpuffin
07 of 24
07
08 of 24
I See What You Did There
“It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.”
08 of 24
08
09 of 24
Now You Tell Me
“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
09 of 24
09
—rotobot
10 of 24
Shoutout to Bel-Air
“How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?”
10 of 24
10
“Look for the fresh prints.”
—taeloth
11 of 24
Here’s Something Heartfelt
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
11 of 24
11
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.’”
—BBLTHRW
12 of 24
What a Crappy Situation
“A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
12 of 24
12
Cops say they have nothing to go on.”
—russianout
13 of 24
So Flaggin’ Funny
“What’s the the best thing about living in Switzerland?”
13 of 24
13
“I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.”
—lonesomeduck
14 of 24
A Historical Question
“Where does a king keep his armies?”
14 of 24
14
“In his sleevies.”
—Galeosray
15 of 24
Pondering Is Dangerous
“I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then, it hit me.”
15 of 24
15
—nickachu
16 of 24
Solid Advice
“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
16 of 24
16
—thrackers0d
17 of 24
Well, It Makes Sense
“Where do you find a dog with no legs?”
17 of 24
17
“Right where you left it.”
—SixFive65
18 of 24
It’s a Fact
“Studies show that women who carry extra weight live longer than men who bring it up.”
18 of 24
18
—LnkSNS
19 of 24
Well, Duh.
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
19 of 24
19
A stick.”
—joliesmama
20 of 24
I Can Relate
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
20 of 24
20
“I don’t know and I don’t care.”
—dizzley
21 of 24
That’s Not Very Comforting
“What do you call someone who graduates last in their class from Med school?”
21 of 24
21
“Doctor.”
—jcpearce
22 of 24
How to End a Discussion about Politics
“If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.”
22 of 24
22
—zane_not_zane
23 of 24
Rim Shot!
“I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.”
23 of 24
23
—Impedimenta85
24 of 24
That’s a Step Up
“Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.”
24 of 24
24
—Psychological_Ring
