Ah, Tinder, you strange and hilarious app. Tinder is basically an online dating site that’s not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Right Now. Basically, it’s a hookup site—not that there’s anything wrong with that—so first impressions mean everything. A great picture might get you a second look (or a swipe right, in this case), but it’s the chat sessions where the magic really happens. There are a lot of men competing for not very many women (bots don’t count), so if you’re a guy, you’re going to want to say something suave and creative right off the bat to get her attention.
What’s your go-to pickup line? If you don’t have one, there are a few unorthodox suggestions on this list that you might want to use. Even though they sound a bit “out there,” they actually worked! Sure beats “What’s your sign?” or “Come here often?” There’s no guarantee that you’ll get dates thanks to these lines, but we can’t rule it out, either. Good luck, and have fun out there!
01 of 19
You’re Never Going to Believe This
Via r/tinder.
Well, at least he probably hasn’t cheated on his diet…yet.
02 of 19
A Likely Story
Via r/tinder.
So what was it about his profile picture that made her swipe right? Maybe she’s just really into trucks?
03 of 19
She Wants the D
Via r/tinder.
There’s smooth, and then there’s S-M-O-O-T-H. I think we all know where this guy falls on the smoothness spectrum.
04 of 19
Copy, Paste, Score
Via r/tinder.
The best part about this one is that it can be used over and over again. Why make her feel special when you can just copy and paste your clever line an infinite number of times?
05 of 19
There’s a First Time for Everything
Via r/tinder.
He managed to find the one woman who was OK with being asked to open a weiner stand. It must be fate!
06 of 19
No Beating Around the Bush for This Guy
Via r/tinder.
“Lemme smash” actually worked? OK, this one isn’t so much about his smooth pickup line as it is about her low standards.
07 of 19
It’s Always About the Gun Show
Via r/tinder.
At least he didn’t make a pussycat joke? That’s got to count for something.
08 of 19
I See What You Did There
Via r/tinder.
Clever boy! I’d say he earned himself a few minutes of her time.
09 of 19
Cddling Isn’t the Same Without “U”
Via r/tinder.
Oh yeah, this guy is the James Bond of Tinder. Hard to believe he’s single with lines like these!
10 of 19
Look Who’s Quick on His Feet
Via r/tinder.
And he didn’t even make the obvious “muahahaha” joke! This guy is a keeper.
11 of 19
OK, So Maybe This Didn’t Actually Work
Via r/tinder.
But he gets an A for effort, right?! Mahra Christmas? That’s just good comedy! Mahra needs to get a sense of hu-mah.
12 of 19
The Check Is in the Mail
Via r/tinder.
It looks like this witty guy has met his match. Get these two a bizarre wedding scheduled immediately!
13 of 19
I Hopeanne Went Out With Him
Via r/tinder.
He may be throwing out any halfway decent puns just to see what sticks, but you’ve got to admit that his long game is on point.
14 of 19
Welcome Back to the Future
Via r/tinder.
Puts on sunglasses
Deal with it.
15 of 19
But Did It Really Work?
Via r/tinder.
We may never know if this actually worked…but honestly, we hope it didn’t.
16 of 19
Cock-a-Doodle-Oh-Youuuuuu
Via r/tinder.
Nothing says, “Let’s have sexy times” quite like joking around about farm animals. These jokes are pretty fowl.
17 of 19
Insult Me, Baby, Just Like That!
Via r/tinder.
Don’t we all just love a man who tells us we’re ugly? Ladies?
crickets
18 of 19
Have That Removed
Via r/tinder.
“Treat me like one of your diseased organs and have me removed, baby!”
That’s so…hot?
19 of 19
And Just Like That, She Said Yes
Via r/tinder.
He didn’t even have to try with this one!
Ah, Tinder, you strange and hilarious app. Tinder is basically an online dating site that’s not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Right Now. Basically, it’s a hookup site—not that there’s anything wrong with that—so first impressions mean everything. A great picture might get you a second look (or a swipe right, in this case), but it’s the chat sessions where the magic really happens. There are a lot of men competing for not very many women (bots don’t count), so if you’re a guy, you’re going to want to say something suave and creative right off the bat to get her attention.
What’s your go-to pickup line? If you don’t have one, there are a few unorthodox suggestions on this list that you might want to use. Even though they sound a bit “out there,” they actually worked! Sure beats “What’s your sign?” or “Come here often?” There’s no guarantee that you’ll get dates thanks to these lines, but we can’t rule it out, either. Good luck, and have fun out there!
01 of 19
You’re Never Going to Believe This
Via r/tinder.
Well, at least he probably hasn’t cheated on his diet…yet.
02 of 19
A Likely Story
Via r/tinder.
So what was it about his profile picture that made her swipe right? Maybe she’s just really into trucks?
03 of 19
She Wants the D
Via r/tinder.
There’s smooth, and then there’s S-M-O-O-T-H. I think we all know where this guy falls on the smoothness spectrum.
04 of 19
Copy, Paste, Score
Via r/tinder.
The best part about this one is that it can be used over and over again. Why make her feel special when you can just copy and paste your clever line an infinite number of times?
05 of 19
There’s a First Time for Everything
Via r/tinder.
He managed to find the one woman who was OK with being asked to open a weiner stand. It must be fate!
06 of 19
No Beating Around the Bush for This Guy
Via r/tinder.
“Lemme smash” actually worked? OK, this one isn’t so much about his smooth pickup line as it is about her low standards.
07 of 19
It’s Always About the Gun Show
Via r/tinder.
At least he didn’t make a pussycat joke? That’s got to count for something.
08 of 19
I See What You Did There
Via r/tinder.
Clever boy! I’d say he earned himself a few minutes of her time.
09 of 19
Cddling Isn’t the Same Without “U”
Via r/tinder.
Oh yeah, this guy is the James Bond of Tinder. Hard to believe he’s single with lines like these!
10 of 19
Look Who’s Quick on His Feet
Via r/tinder.
And he didn’t even make the obvious “muahahaha” joke! This guy is a keeper.
11 of 19
OK, So Maybe This Didn’t Actually Work
Via r/tinder.
But he gets an A for effort, right?! Mahra Christmas? That’s just good comedy! Mahra needs to get a sense of hu-mah.
12 of 19
The Check Is in the Mail
Via r/tinder.
It looks like this witty guy has met his match. Get these two a bizarre wedding scheduled immediately!
13 of 19
I Hopeanne Went Out With Him
Via r/tinder.
He may be throwing out any halfway decent puns just to see what sticks, but you’ve got to admit that his long game is on point.
14 of 19
Welcome Back to the Future
Via r/tinder.
Puts on sunglasses
Deal with it.
15 of 19
But Did It Really Work?
Via r/tinder.
We may never know if this actually worked…but honestly, we hope it didn’t.
16 of 19
Cock-a-Doodle-Oh-Youuuuuu
Via r/tinder.
Nothing says, “Let’s have sexy times” quite like joking around about farm animals. These jokes are pretty fowl.
17 of 19
Insult Me, Baby, Just Like That!
Via r/tinder.
Don’t we all just love a man who tells us we’re ugly? Ladies?
crickets
18 of 19
Have That Removed
Via r/tinder.
“Treat me like one of your diseased organs and have me removed, baby!”
That’s so…hot?
19 of 19
And Just Like That, She Said Yes
Via r/tinder.
He didn’t even have to try with this one!
Ah, Tinder, you strange and hilarious app. Tinder is basically an online dating site that’s not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Right Now. Basically, it’s a hookup site—not that there’s anything wrong with that—so first impressions mean everything. A great picture might get you a second look (or a swipe right, in this case), but it’s the chat sessions where the magic really happens. There are a lot of men competing for not very many women (bots don’t count), so if you’re a guy, you’re going to want to say something suave and creative right off the bat to get her attention.
What’s your go-to pickup line? If you don’t have one, there are a few unorthodox suggestions on this list that you might want to use. Even though they sound a bit “out there,” they actually worked! Sure beats “What’s your sign?” or “Come here often?” There’s no guarantee that you’ll get dates thanks to these lines, but we can’t rule it out, either. Good luck, and have fun out there!
01 of 19
You’re Never Going to Believe This
Via r/tinder.
Well, at least he probably hasn’t cheated on his diet…yet.
02 of 19
A Likely Story
Via r/tinder.
So what was it about his profile picture that made her swipe right? Maybe she’s just really into trucks?
03 of 19
She Wants the D
Via r/tinder.
There’s smooth, and then there’s S-M-O-O-T-H. I think we all know where this guy falls on the smoothness spectrum.
04 of 19
Copy, Paste, Score
Via r/tinder.
The best part about this one is that it can be used over and over again. Why make her feel special when you can just copy and paste your clever line an infinite number of times?
05 of 19
There’s a First Time for Everything
Via r/tinder.
He managed to find the one woman who was OK with being asked to open a weiner stand. It must be fate!
06 of 19
No Beating Around the Bush for This Guy
Via r/tinder.
“Lemme smash” actually worked? OK, this one isn’t so much about his smooth pickup line as it is about her low standards.
07 of 19
It’s Always About the Gun Show
Via r/tinder.
At least he didn’t make a pussycat joke? That’s got to count for something.
08 of 19
I See What You Did There
Via r/tinder.
Clever boy! I’d say he earned himself a few minutes of her time.
09 of 19
Cddling Isn’t the Same Without “U”
Via r/tinder.
Oh yeah, this guy is the James Bond of Tinder. Hard to believe he’s single with lines like these!
10 of 19
Look Who’s Quick on His Feet
Via r/tinder.
And he didn’t even make the obvious “muahahaha” joke! This guy is a keeper.
11 of 19
OK, So Maybe This Didn’t Actually Work
Via r/tinder.
But he gets an A for effort, right?! Mahra Christmas? That’s just good comedy! Mahra needs to get a sense of hu-mah.
12 of 19
The Check Is in the Mail
Via r/tinder.
It looks like this witty guy has met his match. Get these two a bizarre wedding scheduled immediately!
13 of 19
I Hopeanne Went Out With Him
Via r/tinder.
He may be throwing out any halfway decent puns just to see what sticks, but you’ve got to admit that his long game is on point.
14 of 19
Welcome Back to the Future
Via r/tinder.
Puts on sunglasses
Deal with it.
15 of 19
But Did It Really Work?
Via r/tinder.
We may never know if this actually worked…but honestly, we hope it didn’t.
16 of 19
Cock-a-Doodle-Oh-Youuuuuu
Via r/tinder.
Nothing says, “Let’s have sexy times” quite like joking around about farm animals. These jokes are pretty fowl.
17 of 19
Insult Me, Baby, Just Like That!
Via r/tinder.
Don’t we all just love a man who tells us we’re ugly? Ladies?
crickets
18 of 19
Have That Removed
Via r/tinder.
“Treat me like one of your diseased organs and have me removed, baby!”
That’s so…hot?
19 of 19
And Just Like That, She Said Yes
Via r/tinder.
He didn’t even have to try with this one!
Ah, Tinder, you strange and hilarious app. Tinder is basically an online dating site that’s not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Right Now. Basically, it’s a hookup site—not that there’s anything wrong with that—so first impressions mean everything. A great picture might get you a second look (or a swipe right, in this case), but it’s the chat sessions where the magic really happens. There are a lot of men competing for not very many women (bots don’t count), so if you’re a guy, you’re going to want to say something suave and creative right off the bat to get her attention.
What’s your go-to pickup line? If you don’t have one, there are a few unorthodox suggestions on this list that you might want to use. Even though they sound a bit “out there,” they actually worked! Sure beats “What’s your sign?” or “Come here often?” There’s no guarantee that you’ll get dates thanks to these lines, but we can’t rule it out, either. Good luck, and have fun out there!
01 of 19
You’re Never Going to Believe This
Via r/tinder.
Well, at least he probably hasn’t cheated on his diet…yet.
02 of 19
A Likely Story
Via r/tinder.
So what was it about his profile picture that made her swipe right? Maybe she’s just really into trucks?
03 of 19
She Wants the D
Via r/tinder.
There’s smooth, and then there’s S-M-O-O-T-H. I think we all know where this guy falls on the smoothness spectrum.
04 of 19
Copy, Paste, Score
Via r/tinder.
The best part about this one is that it can be used over and over again. Why make her feel special when you can just copy and paste your clever line an infinite number of times?
05 of 19
There’s a First Time for Everything
Via r/tinder.
He managed to find the one woman who was OK with being asked to open a weiner stand. It must be fate!
06 of 19
No Beating Around the Bush for This Guy
Via r/tinder.
“Lemme smash” actually worked? OK, this one isn’t so much about his smooth pickup line as it is about her low standards.
07 of 19
It’s Always About the Gun Show
Via r/tinder.
At least he didn’t make a pussycat joke? That’s got to count for something.
08 of 19
I See What You Did There
Via r/tinder.
Clever boy! I’d say he earned himself a few minutes of her time.
09 of 19
Cddling Isn’t the Same Without “U”
Via r/tinder.
Oh yeah, this guy is the James Bond of Tinder. Hard to believe he’s single with lines like these!
10 of 19
Look Who’s Quick on His Feet
Via r/tinder.
And he didn’t even make the obvious “muahahaha” joke! This guy is a keeper.
11 of 19
OK, So Maybe This Didn’t Actually Work
Via r/tinder.
But he gets an A for effort, right?! Mahra Christmas? That’s just good comedy! Mahra needs to get a sense of hu-mah.
12 of 19
The Check Is in the Mail
Via r/tinder.
It looks like this witty guy has met his match. Get these two a bizarre wedding scheduled immediately!
13 of 19
I Hopeanne Went Out With Him
Via r/tinder.
He may be throwing out any halfway decent puns just to see what sticks, but you’ve got to admit that his long game is on point.
14 of 19
Welcome Back to the Future
Via r/tinder.
Puts on sunglasses
Deal with it.
15 of 19
But Did It Really Work?
Via r/tinder.
We may never know if this actually worked…but honestly, we hope it didn’t.
16 of 19
Cock-a-Doodle-Oh-Youuuuuu
Via r/tinder.
Nothing says, “Let’s have sexy times” quite like joking around about farm animals. These jokes are pretty fowl.
17 of 19
Insult Me, Baby, Just Like That!
Via r/tinder.
Don’t we all just love a man who tells us we’re ugly? Ladies?
crickets
18 of 19
Have That Removed
Via r/tinder.
“Treat me like one of your diseased organs and have me removed, baby!”
That’s so…hot?
19 of 19
And Just Like That, She Said Yes
Via r/tinder.
He didn’t even have to try with this one!
01 of 19
You’re Never Going to Believe This
Well, at least he probably hasn’t cheated on his diet…yet.
01 of 19
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02 of 19
A Likely Story
So what was it about his profile picture that made her swipe right? Maybe she’s just really into trucks?
02 of 19
02
03 of 19
She Wants the D
There’s smooth, and then there’s S-M-O-O-T-H. I think we all know where this guy falls on the smoothness spectrum.
03 of 19
03
04 of 19
Copy, Paste, Score
The best part about this one is that it can be used over and over again. Why make her feel special when you can just copy and paste your clever line an infinite number of times?
04 of 19
04
05 of 19
There’s a First Time for Everything
He managed to find the one woman who was OK with being asked to open a weiner stand. It must be fate!
05 of 19
05
06 of 19
No Beating Around the Bush for This Guy
“Lemme smash” actually worked? OK, this one isn’t so much about his smooth pickup line as it is about her low standards.
06 of 19
06
07 of 19
It’s Always About the Gun Show
At least he didn’t make a pussycat joke? That’s got to count for something.
07 of 19
07
08 of 19
I See What You Did There
Clever boy! I’d say he earned himself a few minutes of her time.
08 of 19
08
09 of 19
Cddling Isn’t the Same Without “U”
Oh yeah, this guy is the James Bond of Tinder. Hard to believe he’s single with lines like these!
09 of 19
09
10 of 19
Look Who’s Quick on His Feet
And he didn’t even make the obvious “muahahaha” joke! This guy is a keeper.
10 of 19
10
11 of 19
OK, So Maybe This Didn’t Actually Work
But he gets an A for effort, right?! Mahra Christmas? That’s just good comedy! Mahra needs to get a sense of hu-mah.
11 of 19
11
12 of 19
The Check Is in the Mail
It looks like this witty guy has met his match. Get these two a bizarre wedding scheduled immediately!
12 of 19
12
13 of 19
I Hopeanne Went Out With Him
He may be throwing out any halfway decent puns just to see what sticks, but you’ve got to admit that his long game is on point.
13 of 19
13
14 of 19
Welcome Back to the Future
Puts on sunglasses
14 of 19
14
Deal with it.
15 of 19
But Did It Really Work?
We may never know if this actually worked…but honestly, we hope it didn’t.
15 of 19
15
16 of 19
Cock-a-Doodle-Oh-Youuuuuu
Nothing says, “Let’s have sexy times” quite like joking around about farm animals. These jokes are pretty fowl.
16 of 19
16
17 of 19
Insult Me, Baby, Just Like That!
Don’t we all just love a man who tells us we’re ugly? Ladies?
17 of 19
17
crickets
18 of 19
Have That Removed
“Treat me like one of your diseased organs and have me removed, baby!”
18 of 19
18
That’s so…hot?
19 of 19
And Just Like That, She Said Yes
He didn’t even have to try with this one!
19 of 19
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