Demotivational Quotes For Pessimists With A Sense Of Humor

If you’ve already had your share of upbeat, witty quotes about life and the human experience and you’re looking for some more realistic words of motivation, look no further. The following demotivational quotes from famous writers, artists, fictional characters, and public figures will be right up your alley. These hilarious words of wisdom are geared towards pessimists who understand just how ridiculous life can be, yet instead of becoming bitter and disenfranchised they’ve decided to laugh....

October 31, 2022 · 13 min · 2580 words · Bernice Sheets

Dissonant And Consonant Chords

Consonant chords sound harmonious and pleasing to western ears, while dissonant chords sound clashing and elicit a feeling of tension. The amount of consonance or dissonance in a chord has been proven to affect a person’s mood, and there are some studies that show that even amusic people recognize dissonant chords as “sad” and consonant ones as “happy” sounding. No explicit music knowledge is needed to recognize the difference; the degree of dissonance in a piece of music has been shown to create biochemical effects in the listener associated with different pleasant and unpleasant emotional states....

October 31, 2022 · 11 min · 2308 words · Walter Collier

Dumbest Political Quotes Of All Time

01 of 91 Dan Quayle on the Holocaust ‘‘The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.’’ —Dan Quayle 02 of 91 George W. Bush on OB-GYNs ‘‘Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country....

October 31, 2022 · 91 min · 19215 words · Richard Dillon

Effective Newspaper Advertisements For Retail

People get their news from so many digital sources these days that printed newspapers aren’t as effective as they once were. This doesn’t mean your newspaper ad won’t be effective, but it does mean you need to plan your print ads more strategically. Some types of retail ads will be more effective than others. It will depend on your target audience, the type of products you offer and where the ad is placed....

October 31, 2022 · 15 min · 3008 words · David Berman

Full Names Of R B Stars

Have you ever noticed how many R&B singers go by just one name? Sure, singers in other music genres (like Madonna, Sting, Cher, Shakira, Pink, Beck, Slash, Kesha, and Bono of U2) may have caught on to the idea of using mononyms first, but in no other form of music is the practice as widespread as in contemporary R&B. Some singers are so known by just one name that their last name has been forgotten or become irrelevant....

October 31, 2022 · 10 min · 1936 words · Georgia Galbreath

History Markets And Trivia Of Neiman Marcus Group

Neiman Marcus is a privately held retail chain based in the U.S. Everything you ever wanted to know - and other information you didn’t know to ask - about the Neiman Marcus Group and their retailing legacy is included in this retail industry profile. You can research all the relevant (and irrelevant) information that has made Neiman Marcus one of the greatest long-standing retail chains in U.S. retail history. Neiman Marcus Mission Statement...

October 31, 2022 · 20 min · 4096 words · Clyde Bustamante

How To Keep Blonde Hair From Turning Brassy

So, you’ve invested in blonde hair. Good for you! Now that you’ve shelled out a good bit of money for your new hair color, you’ll want to protect your investment. Tips for Keeping Your Blonde Hair From Fading and Brassiness Here’s how to protect your new blonde hair color, keeping it from fading and turning brassy. Protect Your Hair From the Sun The chemicals found in hair dyes leave the hair cuticles susceptible to UV damage, chlorine and hard minerals in the water....

October 31, 2022 · 11 min · 2308 words · Shane Smith

How To Manage Your Restaurant To Help It Grow

Opening a new restaurant is only the beginning. The often cited statistic of three out of every four restaurants fail in the first year is an indication that while many restaurants open, few have what it takes for long-term success. One reason so many new restaurants fail to thrive is a lack of planning. Knowing how to manage a restaurant’s finances, day to day problems, customer service, and training staff are all part of managing and helping your new restaurant to grow....

October 31, 2022 · 11 min · 2320 words · David Hicks

How To Remove Back Hair By Yourself

Whether your back has just a few patches of peach fuzz or it’s straight up hairy, some people prefer to remove that hair in order to feel clean and confident. However, removing your own back hair is obviously quite a conundrum. First, it’s hard to reach. Second, getting help with this may not be an easy favor to ask of anyone. Even if you have a friend or lover you feel extremely comfortable with, your grooming habits are personal....

October 31, 2022 · 11 min · 2201 words · Louis Shaw

Important Factors When Choosing A Restaurant Location

Choosing a location for your restaurant is one of just a few keys to profitability. Parking and accessibility can be as crucial to a restaurant’s success as great food and service. There is a famous saying in real estate that also holds true for restaurants: “You make your money when you buy.” A restaurant’s location influences many aspects of your operation, including the menu and style of the dining room. If you already have a certain restaurant location in mind, don’t get too attached until you know if it has all the right requirements for a successful restaurant....

October 31, 2022 · 11 min · 2192 words · Christopher Robles

Is Supply Chain Your Competitive Advantage

Once upon a time, I interviewed for a supply chain leadership position at a small company. The head of operations nodded knowingly as I ticked off my accomplishments (cost of goods reductions, lead time improvements, inventory accuracy, or supplier relationship management). Things went well enough for him to punt me over to the CEO for an unscheduled interview. She asked me high-level, global supply questions. I gave her my thoughts on the subject and when I said, “Supply chain should be your company’s competitive advantage” — her eyes lit up....

October 31, 2022 · 16 min · 3312 words · Tony Pierce

Pet Store Manager Job Description Salary Skills More

Pet store managers oversee operations and staffing for retail pet store locations. They may work for a standalone shop or a store that’s part of a larger chain of locations. Pet store managers at large corporate chains can progress to higher regional positions within the organization such as district manager or director. They can also transition into other managerial roles in the animal care industry such as pet product sales manager....

October 31, 2022 · 21 min · 4399 words · Joe White

The First Noel Christmas Piano Music

History of “The First Noel” | Lyrics & Chords First Published: Exact year unknown; early publications dated 1823 and 1833Key: D Major; (early versions in D major & 3/8 time) “The First Noel” (or “Nowell”1) is a traditional English Christmas carol that began gaining popularity in the 1800s, although it may have existed as early as the 13th century. The first publications of the carol were printed in the early 19th century (with slightly different grammar2), one of which was William Sandys’ 1833 holiday collection Christmas Carols Ancient and Modern....

October 31, 2022 · 9 min · 1745 words · Nannette Muir

Top 10 James Brown Pop Hit Songs

Singer James Brown earned the title “Godfather of Soul” and his songs are classics. He placed 99 songs on the pop charts. These are his 10 biggest. 01 of 10 “I Got You (I Feel Good)” - 1965 James Brown - “I Got You (I Feel Good)”. Courtesy King Records This is probably James Brown’s most widely known hit. The song was the biggest hit of his first major pop breakthrough period in the mid-1960s....

October 31, 2022 · 27 min · 5605 words · Georgia Brandon

Two Moves For An Improved 9 Ball Break

While advising students for a national competition recently, offering them specific pool coaching, the subject of breaking a 9-Ball rack came up. What moves could improve a Nine Ball break for already strong breakers? About Breaking Pick a spot for the white ball that works. Take the cue ball an inch or two off the side rail, on the right side if you are a right-handed player and vice versa for a lefty....

October 31, 2022 · 9 min · 1708 words · Dolores Cardenas

U S Army Counterintelligence Agent

In the military, knowing what the enemy is doing or planning to do saves American lives. This highly secretive world within the military and government risks their lives every day and work challenging hours to keep American safe from foreign adversaries. Preventing those who wish to do us harm from gaining information on our military and government operations is the primary mission of the MOS 35L. This world is the Intelligence Community and the military has agents working to counter enemy agents and other threats....

October 31, 2022 · 15 min · 3028 words · Rebecca Sussman

What Equipment Does Your Retail Store Need

Do you know which equipment your retail store needs? Starting a business, or buying an existing business from someone, is a very exciting position to be in. However, if you run out of the necessary supplies, you will face the consequences. If you’re lucky, you might just experience a slight inconvenience if you’re short on supplies. However, if you’re unlucky and run out of the necessary equipment, it could spell disaster for your business....

October 31, 2022 · 10 min · 2060 words · Frankie Wolfe

When You Re Born With Mercury In Retrograde

The expression “Mercury in Retrograde” is an astronomical phenomenon when Mercury seems to float through the sky from east to west, rather than its normal path from west to east. All of our planets do it at one time or another. The ancient Greeks thought it was because the planets wandered through the universe, but today we know that it is an optical illusion that occurs because other planets have different orbits than Earth does....

October 31, 2022 · 18 min · 3664 words · Warren Brooks

10 Ways To Look Skinnier In Jeans

You can’t always hit your goal weight – but you can look skinnier in jeans right this minute. Most women rely on jeans as a wardrobe staple, often reaching for them when we don’t feel comfortable squeezing into other wardrobe options. But looking slimmer in jeans can be a bit of an art — it’s not as simple as just buying a pair of skinny jeans. We’ve collected the best fashion advice on what to look for when you go jeans shopping, to help you find that perfect pair of jeans that make you look like you’ve instantly lost weight, whenever you put them on....

October 30, 2022 · 38 min · 8082 words · Anne Caldwell

5 Ways To Maximize Word Of Mouth Marketing

Word of mouth marketing and business referrals are not only powerful ways to grow your small business, but they may be among the most cost effective ways, too. All it takes for effective word of mouth marketing is a happy customer who feels compelled to share his or her story with others. If you can create an army of happy customers shouting about your company from rooftops, you can find yourself with more business than you can handle....

October 30, 2022 · 11 min · 2297 words · Allan Daniels